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==== Rei ==== [[Image:Rei.jpg|left|thumb|Anyone else getting a [[Meme|Goofy Time]] vibe from this?]] Not to be confused with TEH REI, Rei is a pretty boy martial artist who uses Nanto Suicho Ken, a style that lets him wave his arms in FABULOUS ways while yowling like a dying cat, and as a result, slices his enemies to bits. His first appearance in every version of the series has him [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSdUQ6zSz2k&feature=related pose as a woman with a cloak, using his Nanto Suicho Ken to cause air currents to maintain the disguise, which he then uses to rob (and murder) a group of bandits for their food and supplies]. Hilariously, he winds up being fucking manly in his own right. He becomes friends with Ken after Ken helps him save his sister. Later on he pulls a noble move and tries to kill Raoh so Kenshiro doesn't need to fight him, and nearly succeeds (he would have if Raoh's aura and what he had learned from Amiba hadn't given him insight onto what Rei was about to do), but Raoh nails him in a pressure point that will cause him to die in agony within three days. Knowing he's doomed, Rei shows balls worthy of an Imperial Guardsman, using his remaining time to hunt down and fuck up Juda's shit for the sake of Mamiya; who Rei fell in love with; while his body is being slowly torn the fuck apart by what Raoh caused. Juda, being a fucking pussy, flees repeatedly, hoping to pull a [[Tankred]] vs. [[Donovan]] and win by default, but Rei buys himself one more day with help from Toki, [[Grimdark|at the cost of such sheer pain that the agony turns his hair white]]; and catches Juda off-guard, turning him into HNK's equivalent of Abaddon by chopping his arms off. Rei dies soon after like a man, sealing himself away in an abandoned house so that his companions need not see him die, at peace with himself and with the world.
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