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== Enemies == As should now be obvious the station personnel are perfectly capable of extinguishing their own existence and destroying the station all by themselves. But there are also insidious threats that exist purely to taint and destroy everything around them. If one is spotted, immediately alert security. Or try to kill them yourself and loot their stuff, we don't judge. ; Syndie Operative/Traitor One of crew members is a filthy thief, saboteur, murderer and shuttle-caller. Report suspicious activities to security, assist with despatching the enemy if requested. {{BLAM|Offer to assist them by stashing gear or bodies. Provoke their assassination targets into starting a fight with you, then kill them. Lie to the redshirts, plant evidence, or point the finger at the nearest assistant. Get}} {{BLAM}}{{BLAM|ed when Security finds out.}} ; Wizard Resident of the [[Magical realm]] who intends to bring his disgusting fetishes and tainted practices upon the station. Kill it dead through whatever means immediately available to you, or it will likely remove your ass cheeks and use them as a hat. {{BLAM|Grant it all-access or get it a disguise as legitimate crewmember. Alternatively, suicide-bomb it with a charge that could split the station in half and "accidentally" fuck up because it teleported out just a moment before you pushed the button.}} ; Cultist Worshippers of [[Khorne|a god of blood]] that intends to convert the entire station to the One True Faith. Filled with gore fetishists who paint pretty patterns on the walls with their own blood. <s>Comes</s> Came in a clock variant, with respective [[Adeptus Mechanicus|gear fetish]]. {{BLAM|Run up to them begging to convert you. Get sacrificed instead. Whine about the mode in deadchat.}} ; Xenomorph Xeno abomination intending to rape, eat and kill humans in no particular order, and spread itself all over the station and glorious domain of mankind. Arm yourselves and overwhelm it with numbers, pickaxes, drills, [[Mecha|superior firepower]], and the fact that youβre humans. {{BLAM|Run up to them begging to impregnate you. Get eaten alive instead. Start the xenos infestation in the first place by bringing live eggs onto the station.}} ; Furry/Scaly Frolicking xeno abominations that dare to think themselves worthy of <s>working alongside humans</s> existing in this realm. ERPs, HERPs, DERPs. Kill it in the most painful way possible, preferably involving fire. {{BLAM|Deliberately pick the role ''because'' everyone hates you. Murder people who fuck with you, then have the admins remove them for ban-baiting when they complain. Start a wannabe Gray Tide on the spot, or use the bonds of degeneracy to collectively fuck off to the derelict, build battlemechs for everyone and declare war on the station.}} ; Space Clown Also known as IT or Pennywise the Dancing Clown. Eater of worlds and children, perpetrator of the foulest jokes, the personification of trolling and griefing, occasionally possessing the powers of Admin God, It has arrived on the station to troll, prank and terrify, drive everyone mad and dead. KILL IT. {{BLAM|Give it your welding mask and a fire axe. Make it a satchel full of lubricant-acid-hallucinogen grenades. Build it a HONK, slap a repair drone and a machine gun on there. Watch the carnage unfold, go deaf from the incessant '''HONK'''ing.}}
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