Editing The Toilets of the 41st Millennium (section)

===Other Assorted Plumbing===

[[Image:Squig_drops.jpg|thumb|300px|top left|Ork bog]]

[[Ork]] - Painted red so you shit faster. Has a mounted Big Shoota and Bigga Choppa in case there's a line and the other Boyz are getting impatient. It only flushes because they truly believe it has a plumbing system. In some cases, however, Orky bogs are actually a sneaky grot trick to loot your arse. Squigs are of course mandatory.

[[Necron]] - Ever wonder what those Monoliths were originally designed for? Effects vary depending on which C'tan:
* Nightbringer's - reaches up into your rectum, and pulls out your entire large intestine, turds and all.
* Void Dragon's - leaves you with a robotic ass and no need to ever crap again.
* Deceiver's - The best toilet in the universe, but it either flushes backwards or takes you along for a ride.
* Outsider's - Ashamed of its stench, it built a Dyson sphere so nobody would have to smell it.

[[Tyranid]] Bio-toilets - Actually a subspecies of Gaunt.

[[Squat|Squats]] - They're short, wide and full of beer, <s>but no one believes they exist anymore.</s> now Canon!

[[Leagues of Votann]] - Same as above, but is also a specific COG design that is tasked with flushing and cleaning your ass afterward, and also recycles the waste as its fuel.

[[Malal]] - Trying to destroy all other Chaos toilets but none believes he exists.

[[Diasporex]] - extra tough to handle the waste of various species. Toilet seat is shape and size adjustable. Believed mostly destroyed by Iron Hands at the end of the 31st Millennium.

[[Interex]] - horse shaped without the head. Strangely mobile and mechanical.

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