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==IS-2 is Underpowered in World of Tanks== That's it. I'm sick of all this "German Tank Buffs" bullshit that's going on in the patch 9.0 and beyond right now. IS-2 deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine book about Soviet Heavy tanks for 60,000 Rubles (that's about 3 dollars) and have been vigorously reading it for almost 2 years now. I can even convert a dozen of German worshipers with my educated argument. Soviet peasant-factory workers spend months working on a single IS-2 tank and correct it up to a dozen times to produce the finest heavy tank known to mankind. IS-2s are thrice as cheap as Tiger Is and thrice as effective for that matter. Any defense a Tiger II can break through, an IS-2 can break through better, and three times less expensive, too. I'm pretty sure an IS-2 could easily decapitate a Tiger II with a simple explosive shell. Ever wonder why Nazi German never bothered fielding veterans in France? That's right, they were desperately shitting themselves upon a sight of fearless Soviet soldiers and their IS-2 of pure rape and defilement. Even in Korean War, Capitalist defenders targeted the IS-2s first because their line-penetrating prowess was terrifyingly horrifying and horrifyingly terrifying. So what am I saying? IS-2s are simply the best heavy tanks that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the next patch of WoT. Here is the stat block I propose for the IS-2 and some of its guns: (IS-2 Model 1944, replacing the unhistorical IS) 1300 Hit points 120/95/60 Hull armor 160/100/100 Turret armor -3 to 20 degrees gun elevation 375/450 meters view range 500/750 meters signal range (100 mm D-10T) 7.44 Rate of Fire 194/252/60 Penetration 450/450/675 Damage 0.28 Dispersion 2.4 Aiming Time (122 mm A-19 replacing D-2-5T) 4.22 Rate of Fire 187/235/75 Penetration 600/600/900 Damage 0.32 Dispersion 3.0 Aiming Time (122 mm D-25T) 5.01 Rate of Fire 187/235/75 Penetration 600/600/900 Damage 0.32 Dispersion 2.7 Aiming Time Now that seems a lot more representative of the power of IS-2 in real life, don't you think? tl;dr = IS-2 need to perform better in World of Tanks, see my new stat block.
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