Editing Grimdark Songwriting (section)

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Sung by Kharn and a Cannoness 

The Imperium is really really great <br>
For Khorne! <br>
I’ve got a fast starship so i don’t have to wait <br>
For Khorne! <br>
There's always some new fight, <br>
For Khorne! <br>
I war all day and night <br>
For Khorne! <br>
It's like i’m killing at the speed of light <br>
For Khorne! <br>

The Imperium is for Khorne <br>
The Imperium is for Khorne, <br>
Why you think the Warp was born? <br>
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne! <br>

I’m glad that we have Warp technology <br>
For Khorne! <br>
Which gives us untold opportunity <br>
For Khorne! <br>
Fight from your tabletop <br>
For Khorne! <br>
You can plunder rape and chop <br>
For Khorne! <br>
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop <br>
For Khorne! <br>

The Imperium is for Khorne <br>
The Imperium is for Khorne, <br>
Me up all night gathering skulls for
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!

[SPOKEN]

[Canoness]
That’s gross! You’re a heretic

[Kharn] <br>
Ah, sticks and stones Cannoness

[Canoness] <br>
NO really, you're a heretic
Normal people don’t run around
killing in the Imperium

[Kharn] <br>
Ohhhh?

[Canoness] <br>
What?!

[Kharne] <br>
You have no idea
Ready normal people?

[Abbadon, Horus, Angron] <br>
Ready

Let me hear it!

[Kharn and guys] <br>

The Imperium is for Khorne! <br>
[Abbadon] <br>

Sorry Emp <br>

[Kharn and guys] <br>

The Imperium is for Khorne! <br>

[Horus] <br>

I eviscerate! <br>
[Kharn and guys] <br>

All these guys unshethe their swords <br>
For Khorne, Khorne, Khorne! <br>

[Cannoness] <br>

The Imperium is not for Khorne!! <br>

[Kharn and guys] <br>
Khorne, Khorne, K--- <br>


[Cannoness]

HOLD ON A SECOND! <br>
Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Abbadon, rely on the Imperium to kill off your excess followers <br>

[Abbadon]<br>

That’s correct. <br>

[Cannoness] <br>

And Horus, you once saved the Emperor's life <br>

[Horus] <br>

Sure! <br>

[Cannoness] <br>

And Angron, you keep killing whenever you can <br>

[Angron] <br>

Yes I do! <br>

[Cannoness] <br>

And Kharn, you love kitten <br>

[Kharne] <br>

True! <br>

[Kharne] <br>

Oh, but Cannoness <br>
What you think we do after? hmm? <br>

[Abbadon] <br>
...yeah <br>

(EEEWWWWW!) <br>
The Imperium is for Khorne! <br>
Heretics! <br>
The Imperium is for Khorne! <br>
I hate Khorne <br>
Grab your axe and cleave and hack <br>
For Khorne, Khorne, Khorne! <br>
(harmonizing) Khorne, Khorne, Khorne, Khorne <br>
I’m leaving! <br>
Khorne Khorne Khorne Khorne <br>
Khorne Khorne Khorne Khorne <br>
I hate the Imperium! <br>
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne, Khorne <br>

The Imperium is for <br>
The Imperium is for <br>
The Imperium is for Khorne! <br>

YEAH! <br>