Editing Grimdark Songwriting (section)

=== I Love the Whole Board (I Love the Whole World) ===

Emperor:

I love all humans

I love our smog-filled hives

I love crusading

And taking xenos lives

I love the galaxy 

With all its sights and sounds 


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Horus:

I love Heresy 

I love the sound of screams 

I love Isstvaan 

Even the plague marines 

I love my legion 

And crashing Terra's gates


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Da Orkz:

I love WAAAAAGH-ing!

I love my mobs of boyz!

and being choppy!

I love my deffgun's noise!

I love da fightan'!

WE'RE DA BEST, YA GITS!


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


OI LOVE ME WARBOSS

OI LOVE ME BIG DEFF GUN

OI LOVE DEM 'UMIES

THE WAY DEY SCREAM AN' RUN

OI LOVE DA WHOLE WORLD

N' ALL ITZ SIGHTS N' SOUNDS


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Eldar:

I loathe my dark kin

I loathe the orkish hordes

I loathe the mon'keigh

The Yngir even more

I loathe you all, worms

You are beneath my race


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Kharn:

I love betraying

I love to rip and tear 

I love my chain-axe

Heads flying through the air

I love destroying

And punches to the face


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Tau:

I love my homeland

I love our high-tech suits

I love converting

And training new recruits

I love the Greater Good

And taming lawless brutes!


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Tzeentch:

I love all changes

To men and to their land

I love to teach them

More than their brains can stand

I love to ca-ckle...

... Just-As-Plaaaned


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Indrick Boreale:

I love the EMPRAH 

I love to see STEHL REHN

I love SPESS MEHRENES

Be every ork in PEHN

I love BLUD REHVENS 

And seeing ENEMEHS DIE


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Trazyn: I love collecting

Obryon: I love my warscythe's bite

Orikan: I love my visions

Orikan Empowered: AND WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT

Imotekh: I love my subjects

Despite their craziness


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Space Wolves:

I love Russ' beard

And ales of potent strength

I love riding wolves

and their enormous length

I love the whole fang

and every bar and drink


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Angry Marines:

I HATE THE EVERYTHING

FUCK SHIT ASS CUNT RAPE TEAR

BADGER SPLAT RAGE DESTROY

SOME ANAL BLEEDING THERE

I HATE THE XENOS

I KILL SHIT IN THE FACE


FUCK-DE-ASSHOLE FUCK-DE-ASSHOLE FUCK-DE-ASSHOLE FUCK-DE-ASSHOLE


Macha:

I love virginity 

And being your waifu

I love the emperor 

One day I'll be his too

I love the galaxy 

It's such a silly place


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Eisenhorn:

I love the purging

I love the holy flame

I love the Emprah

I love his holy name

I love my day-job

Purging all over space


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Butthurt Casual:

I HATE GEEDUBYA

AND ALL THEIR JEWY WAYS

I HATE WARHAMMER

AND SPEHSS MEHREENS ARE GAY

I PLAY WARMAHORDES

IT'S THE SUPERIOR GAME


BOOM DE WHINING BOOM DE WHINING BOOM DE WHINING BOOM DE WHINING


Matt Ward:

I love your money

I love to rape the fluff

With decent rule sets

(ignore those Grey Knights buffs)

I love 40k

Except the Sisters stuff


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Black Templars:

I love my chainswords 

I love to RIP AND TEAR

I love assault marines

Zerg Rushes EVERYWHERE

I love this crusade

I hope it never ends


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DA YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Sisters of Battle:

I love to burn things

All heretics will die!

With many meltas

And flamers they will fry,

I praise the emprah

New codex coming soon (?)


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Inquisition:

I love to purge things

Burn each and every witch!

And for the xenos

Exterminatus bitch!

We're inquisitors

They never expect us.


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Games Workshop:

I love more money

I love our cheap finecast

I love the pricehikes

Stick balance up your ass

I love you /tg/

We'll milk more money yet


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Dark Eldar:

I love your anus

I love to torture you

With many poisons

while dressed extremely lewd

I love hedonism

I don't see what's to hate


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Kroot:

I love Tau money

I love real special genes

I love to go fight

I love evolving things

I love this whole world

And all its tastiness


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Guardsman and Tyranids:

I love the- OH SHIT

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?

DID IT JUST- EMPRAH, NO!

TO THAT POOR SPACE MARINE!?

WE NEED SOME BACKUP HERE!

OH FUCK, WE'RE GONNA DIE!


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


/tg/ Troll:

I love to shitpost!

I love to laugh at you!

I love my porn dumps!

Nude elven slave wat du

I love the whole board!

And all its stupid threads!


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Imperial Guard:

I love my lasgun

I love the Commissar

I love the xenos

And their blue tit -*BLAM*


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Adeptus Mechanicus:

I love the Admech

I love Machine Spirits

I love the Titans

And taking S.T.C's

I love Omnissiah

And all the servitors


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Nurgle:

I love my cultists 

I love to make disease 

I love my Isha

I love all the plague fleas

I love concocting 

Disease and rank decay


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


RPGfags:

I love my Shadowrun!

I love my Pathfinder!

I love to roll dem dice!

I love my Spellbinder!

I love the whole board!

And all its players too!


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Slaneesh:

I love all excess

Excess is what I do

Excesssive lettterrrsss

Excessive rhyming too

Excessive timing

Or meter, as some might like to refer to it


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA 


Necrons:

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Ahriman:

I love my knowledge

I love ancient magic

I love the webway

And how I walk right in

I love my legion

Sorry about that thing


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YACA


Genestealers:

I loved the emprah

His word was highest law

I love the Hive Mind

RIP AND TEAR with my claws

I love my brood kin

New masters of Mankind!


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Abaddon:

I love the Dark Gods

I love my Black Crusades

I hate Ursarkar 

the defeat that he evades!

I will destroy that wretch!

Cadia will be mine!


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Kobold:

I love the mining

I love building the traps

I love my brethren

And our delightful yaps

I love our dungeon

It's such a comfy place


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Mary Sue:

I love myself duh

I love some people too,

But I am the best

At every thing I do!

And you love me now

Because I'm Mary Sue


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


3.5 fag:

I love the templates

I love the easy rules

I love the flame wars

'Cause 4e is for fools!

I love 3.5

It is all that I play


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Chaos Undivided:

We love our mortals

We love our terror eye

We hate the corpse-god

But soon he too will die

We're undivided

We want your mind and soul


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Fortress Dwarves:

I love the mining

I love the sweet deathtraps

I love plump helmets

And all those qt cats

I love my Armok

Blood for the God of Blood!


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


I love my anvil

I love my magma pools

I love to kill elves

'cuz fuck those knife-eared fools

I love my fortress

and all the burning cats


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Pvt. Linda Redshirt and soldier:

"I hate this planet

I hate my whole platoon"

"Look on the bright side

At least the coffee's good"

"That is the reason

I've yet to kill you all"


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Failbaddon:

I love despoiling

I love causing harm

I love blaspheming

I love both my clawed ar-

That joke is so old

I fucking hate you all


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


C. S. Goto:

I love my eldar 

I love multilasers 

I love... multilasers...

...

...

...


MULTILASERS MULTILASERS MULTILASERS MULTILASERS


Generic Cyberpunk Soldier:

I love my corp, man

I love the way they work

I love the fighting

And that I'll kill some jerk

I love cyberware

And all the 'punky things


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Emprasque:

I LOVE MY DOMAIN

I LOVE MY CHILDREN TOO

I HAVE TO SAVE IT

IT'S THE FIRST THING I DO

BUT I'M NOT A GOD

PLEASE STOP WORSHIPING ME


BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA


Konrad Curze:

I love the darkness

I love hunting my prey

I love my bat wings

They really don't look gay

I love my raptors

But fuck the chaos gods


BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA


Marneus Calgar:

I love blue armor

I love our powerfists

I love the Codex

And all of its dictates

I love avatars

And smashing them to bits


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Xeno:

I love my scarabs

I love my quiet friends

I love this song too!

I hope it never ends!

I love you /tg/

Without you I'd be blue.


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Monstergirl Fetishist:

I love this fetish

/tg/ has the best kinks

Other boards just stare

But who cares what they think?

I love this whole board

We're weirder than /d/


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Magnus the Red:

I crave all knowledge

I love my sorcery

I love the Emprah

I'm serving loyally

Watch out for Horus

OH FUCK IT'S THE SPACE YIFFS


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Trazyn the Infinite:

I love my doubles

I love collecting things

I love Valeria

I love the gifts she brings

I love the galaxy

and all its rarities


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA



/tg/:

I love the writefags

I love the RPGs

I love the troll threads

I love the energy

I love the whole board

It is the one for me


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