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==Daily Rituals== '''04:00 - Wake Up:''' The Space Sharks emerge from their tanks. Before leaving, they make sure to feed their pet sharks. '''05:00 - Morning Prayer:''' The Space Sharks prey that the Emperor gives them plenty of enemies to kill. The Chaplains do not speak during the service, merely gesture angrily. Any Marine who preys to be turned into a shark is forced to fight a real shark while bound. '''06:00 - Morning Firing Rites:''' The Space Sharks engage in ranged combat. The bolters are discarded within five minutes and the Sharks charge into melee. Chapter serfs who often come to clean up afterwards are shocked to see chainswords, powerswords, knives, hammers, axes, and the occasional bite mark in the target dummies. Most of the dummies appear to be fish shaped. Blasting enemies point blank with a bolt pistol to also hit the guy behind him while gutting a third is heavily favored. '''08:00 - Morning Battle Practice:''' The Space Sharks practice combat maneuvers. Most training focuses on underwater combat. Eating the enemy is a heavily encouraged tactic. '''10:00 - Morning Meal:''' The Space Sharks consume a light meal consisting of a barrel of live fish. The marine who eats the fastest gets to hold the chapter relic: a shark tooth. '''11:00 - Tactical Indoctrination:''' The Space Sharks learn what is friend and what is food. They must constantly be told that [[Ultramarines|bluberries]] are not food, but friends. They also learn to brutally eviscerate tanks and other armored structures. The viewing of Jaws is sometimes allowed for educational purposes. '''13:00 - Afternoon Meal:''' The Space Sharks collectively attack a Catachan Devil. The use of ranged weapons is forbidden, and the battle brother who rips the tail off gets to eat the first bite. Generally, it will be eaten shortly after death. '''15:00 - Afternoon Battle Practice:''' The Space Sharks practice fighting against land enemies. Pulverizing [[Dark Eldar]] and [[Necrons]] with Power Fists and Thunderhammers is heavily encouraged. Battle Brothers who get bored may target [[Orks]] and Cultists. '''16:00 - Afternoon Firing Rites:''' The Space Sharks fire upon cutouts of shark hunters and surfers. This time, the chapter serfs find few bolter casings and instead find bite marks. '''17:00 - Evening Meal:''' The Space Sharks consume a live Squiggoth. As per tradition, only the use of rusty kitchen utensils, glass, rocks, and hammers is permitted. Stabbing at the eye is heavily encouraged. '''19:00 - Evening Preyer:''' The Space Sharks gather to worship and give thanks to the Void Father. Once a month, the Space Sharks celebrate communion by drinking fish oil and eating surfboards. '''20:00 - Free Time:''' The Space Sharks are permitted to engage in recreational activities. Playing with and feeding pet sharks in encouraged, whilst watching "Sharknado" and other comedies is another popular activity. If they've been especially good, marines may be allowed the privilege of feeding the megalodon that lives in the aquarium behind the Nicor's bridge with captured heretics and xenos. '''23:00 - Sleep Time:''' The Space Sharks are sent back to their tanks for rest.
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