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==10== UNDERCOVER POLICE REPORT Vice Detective Moore and Sergent Gibbons 10/14/20XX 0135 hours Suspected underground fight club utilizing illegal or otherwise altered A.I programs Warehouse 127, Industrial District WIRE AUDIO PLAYBACK START [Doorman1] Hey, nice night. [Moore]You sure? [Gibbons] Because, it looks like it might rain. [Doorman2]Well, that’s the password, let them in. **Moore later described the door leading to the basement. It had soundproofing to the nines and it was hidden behind a false wall in a back room.** [Doorman1] Got here just in time. The good match ups are about to start. *Loud music, multiple indistinct voices* [Gibbons]Over there in the back, we need a good look at everything. **Both officers described the extensive work that had been done on the basement. There was professional lighting for the large ring in the center of the room, a small stand to the side covered in Plexiglas where bets were being made, and even a bar.** [Moore]I think its starting. Lets see if the rumors are true. *Loud music ceases, voices lower* [Referee]Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready? *Cheering* [Referee]That's what I thought! For our first big match up tonight, we've got our returning winner from last week, the silver seductress, Iron Emily! *Louder cheering* [Referee] And her challenger tonight is an out of town rookie looking to show what she's got. Presenting Big Jasmine! *Cheering mixed with some boos* [Gibbon] The fuck is this, they’re using hookerbots? [[Image:shittydrawfagedit.png|thumbnail]] [Referee]Ready, fight! *Cheering, a loud metallic impact* [Moore] Damn. [Referee] That looked like it hurt, folks! [Unidentified Patron]I got my paycheck riding on you, bitch! Bob and weave god dammit! *Two loud impacts, then servos whining* [Referee] Big J's got Emily in a headlock. I can't fucking believe it ladies and gents! [Moore] They put a lot of effort into making them look like real women. [Gibbons] This is kind of hard to watch. *A series of several metallic bangs* [Unidentified Patron]Haha! She ain't pretty no more! *Whining servos become louder* [Referee] Wait for it! *A long metallic screech, and what sounds like electrical feedback* [Referee] Did you see that? Big J took Iron Emily's head clean off! We've got a real fighter here folks! *Extensive cheering* [Moore]God damn. [Unidentified Patron] Yes! Payday! [Gibbons] We’ve seen what we needed to. AUDIO PLAY BACK ENDS
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