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===Horrible Histories: LITERALLY! (The Viking Song)=== Valkia the Bloody:<br> Was the summer of Sigmarzeit 2293,<br> When we sailed 'cross the great north sea,<br> Norscan Marauder:<br> Twin-tailed comet trailing 'cross the skies that night,<br> Ya should have known somethin' wasn't right,<br> Valkia the Bloody:<br> We arrived 'pon the Nordland shore,<br> And you offered friendship,<br> But we'd rather kill you for Khorne,<br> Yes, kill you for Khorne, woah, woah!<br> Chorus:<br> WE'RE TEARING UP THIS PLACE TONIGHT!<br> LITERALLY!<br> WE'E GONNA SET THIS LITTLE PROVINCE ALIGHT!<br> LITERALLY!<br> Valkia the Bloody:<br> We'll kill and steal,<br> Burn and drink,<br> 'Cause us Norscans don't care what you think,<br> Woah, woah, woah!<br> Valkia and Marauder:<br> Let us in, wont you please?<br> We're here to raid your Count's cities,<br> We're primed and ready to attack,<br> And we love how southlings try vainly to fight back,<br> You'll die or become a slave to me,<br> Though at times our slaves get chucked into the sea,<br> When the boat's heavy, yeah, yeah!<br> Chorus:<br> YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR HEAD, MY FRIEND!<br> LITERALLY!<br> ITS GONNA END UP ON KHORNE'S THRONE IN THE END!<br> LITERALLY!<br> Valkia the Bloody:<br> And I'll drink a toast from your skull,<br> 'Cause we're Norscans!<br> That's how we roll!<br> Woah, woah, woah,<br> Valkia: Play that axe, Ragnar!<br> guitar solo*<br> Chorus:<br> WE'RE GONNA PAINT THE WHOLE TOWN RED!<br> LITERALLY!<br> WITH THE BLOOD OF THE DEAD!<br> LITERALLY!<br> Valkia:<br> We'll kill you and take all you own,<br> Get on our ships, go back home,<br> Woah woah woah,<br> We're goin' home,<br> Woah, woah, woah,<br> We're goin' home...<br>
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