Editing Katanas are Underpowered in d20 (section)

== George R.R. Martin is Underpowered in d20 == 

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Master Author" bullshit that's going on in the GRRM threads right now. GRRM deserves much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine story from George for 2,400,000 ASOIAF character deaths (that's about $20,000) and have been choosing which will die for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my edge.

GRRM spends years working on a single chapter and redrafts it up to a million times to produce the finest stories known to mankind.

His stories are thrice as good as Tolkein's stories and thrice as realistic for that matter too. Anything Tolkien can write, GRRM can write better. I'm pretty sure one of GRRM's stories could easily crush a knight wearing full plate simply by dropping it on him.

Ever wonder why Tolkien never challenged GRRM to a write-off? That's right, he was too scared to write against GRRM and his incredible writing ability. Even at the Hugo Awards, judges make sure to read GRRM's books first because his ability to create a masterpiece is so feared and respected.

So what am I saying? GRRM is simply the best author that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for George:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)<br>
1d12 Damage<br>
19-20 x4 Crit<br>
+2 to hit and damage<br>
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)<br>
2d10 Damage<br>
17-20 x4 Crit<br>
+5 to hit and damage<br>
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of George's seminal writing in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = GRRM needs better representation, see my new stat block.