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===[[Lizardmen]]=== * Just as the end times are beginning, the Slann are deliberating the plan of the Old Ones. Then Lord Mazdamundi abruptly wakes up and has a huge announcement for all Lizardmen; the Great Plan has failed and they have to leave the planet in a plan called The Exodus. * [[Warpstone]] meteors plunge toward Lustria. Although they don't realize it, this is because Morrslieb has been pulled closer to the planet by the Skaven which interferes greatly with their prediction abilities. The [[Slann]] stop most of the meteors, but are all rendered unconscious by the effort. This allows [[Clan Pestilens]] to launch a full scale invasion of Lustria. Xlanhuapec, long reliant on its mists for protection, is left woefully undermanned. * Slann foresee a massive Daemon invasion, and pool most of their energies into anti-Daemon measures. The spawning pools are running non-stop to get reinforcements to contain the fuckhuge daemon swarm, and even then the best they can do is contain, not defeat. This war alone severely drains their military strength, allowing the Skaven to come in unimpeded . * Once the Skaven figure out how to get through the mists, they easily crush the resistance as they are unhindered by the repurposed Slann wards, defile the Old One relics and kill some of the Slann. [[Kroq-Gar]] shows up with a huge army and the Skaven are driven out. * Chakax gets his own scene, in which he completely fucks up a large group of Skaven assassins sent in to kill the high priest. He gets stabbed right in the chest with a weeping blade, but this does nothing. He picks up the last assassin and bats him across the room with his mace. Awesome. * Tlaxlan is badly mauled, and without the Slann to direct them, command falls to Tettoekko. After seeing several Slann die shameful deaths, he orders an Exodus. More Slann are killed thanks to the Skink attendants not knowing what the fuck to do without direct orders, delaying the Exodus with petty concerns like the Slann's favourite foods or hats, also heavily breaking character since this sort of thing never happened or was ever mentioned in any previous book. After the city is evacuated, the astromancer nukes the city with a meteor (a REAL one, not a mere Comet of Cassandora). * Itza is bombarded by plague and poison gas, and eventually the city is evacuated. Tehenauin shows up with his army and drives the Skaven off, for now. * The Skaven regroup and continue their attack on Lustria. Hexoatl is the last city to stand undefiled and is the next target in the Skaven invasion. The outcome of that battle is unknown, as Mazdamundi transports half of his army to Itza where he will be able to draw in the full power of the geomantic web. He plans on wiping out the Skaven in Lustria, which he could have done easily, and then the destruction of [[Skavenblight]]. He senses the Skaven have BLOWN UP [[Morrslieb|THE FUCKING CHAOS MOON]], and orders the Exodus to happen RIGHT FUCKING NOW. * A special spawning of golden-crested [[Skink|Skinks]] is led into a massive chamber under the temple cities. Here, they instinctively work with holographic projectors and advanced controls for devices known as "Exodus Engines." These Exodus Engines are said to be the last gift of the Old Ones, and are the Lizardmen's last resort plan if the world really is ending. * Grimloq is killed by Lord Skrolk, who is in turn killed by A FUCKING PISSED Kroq-Gar. * Overwhelmed by Skaven, and realising too late their mad plans to blow Morrslieb apart, the Slann board their Exodus Engines and flee for the stars, taking only their Temple Guard, Skink attendants, and whoever else happened to be in the pyramids at the time. Everyone else is left behind as the temples lift off into space. Kroq-Gar is ordered to one of these sites, suggesting he survived. Mazdamundi and some of the Slann attempt to stop the falling meteors, but all of the other Slann are burned out in the attempt. Mazdamundi alone crushes continent sized chunks of pure Warpstone using only MIND BULLETS! He crushes most of them, but the strain is too much for even him and there are still enough to destroy the world several times over. [[Lord Kroak]] senses Mazdamundi's death, and decides that being a mummy isn't so cool so he ''wills himself back to life''. He contains all of the explosions and tidal waves to the south lands and Lustria, and surrounds several pieces of Lustria in protective domes then sends them into space, presumably to save the remaining lizardmen and dinosaurs. Only the heroic sacrifices of Mazdamundi and Kroak keep the entire planet from being destroyed, and even then, Lustria and the Southlands both are enveloped in such destruction that nothing survives. With this, it seemed as if the Lizardmen have either been [[Squats|Squatted]] or have swapped Aztec dinosaurs for astronaut dinosaurs. However, with the complete destruction of the Warhammer World in End Times: Archaon, it seemed the Lizardmen are the only ones confirmed to have survived, but in "The Lord of the End Times" it states that Chaos consumes the heavens and stars flicker out one by one leaving only a void. Age of Sigmar confirmed that they were still able to survive- maybe those Exodus Engines had Geller Fields? * Gor-rok, the baddest lizard right after Kroq-gar, the one who refuses to die, the ultimate badass that is practically the Hulk of the lizardmen? Yeah, doesn't even get a fucking mention in the main book, along with Nakai the Wanderer. Even Oxyotl gets his own passage. Fortunately, Josh Reynolds comes to the rescue once again: Gor-rok was at Itza, holding the line against the Skaven time and time again. During the final battle he continues to be an unmovable rock that the Skaven break upon, so they send in Stormfiends to deal with him. Nakai the Wanderer bursts from the jungles just as Gor-rok's forces look to be getting overwhelmed and slaughters the Stormfiends. Fighting back to back, the two reptilian warriors keep the Skaven at bay until they are buried in a mountain of corpses. The last we see of Gor-rok is his slicked body bursting out of a mountain of Skaven corpses, roaring to the heavens as he finally meets the one enemy he can't defend against: Giant fucking meteors.
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