Editing Katanas are Underpowered in d20 (section)

=Homosexuals are Underpowered in D20=
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Heterosexual" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Homosexuals deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine homosexual in France for about 0 Euroes (that's about $0) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid hornyness with my homosexual

French smiths spend nine months working on a single homosexual and closet it up to a million times to produce the finest sexual identifications known to mankind.

Homosexuals are thrice as horny as European heterosexuals and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a heterosexual can cut through, a homosexual can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a homosexual could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple thrust into his anal cavity.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering France? That's right, they were too scared to fight the horny French and their homosexuals of orgasms. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the homosexual tendencies first because their orgasm-causing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Homosexuals are simply the best sexual identification that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Homosexuals:

(One-Handed Gay-Ass Weapon)
19-20 Splash Damage
x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Gay-Ass Weapon)
2d10 SplashDamage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the orgasiming power of Homosexuals in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Homosexuals need to do more splash damage in d20, see my new stat block.