Editing Grimdark Songwriting (section)

===Weird Al - Weasel Stomping Day===
Faces filled with joy and cheer<br>
What a magical time of year<br>
Howdy Ho! It's Xenos Stomping Day<br>

Put your Marine helmet on<br>
Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn<br>
Don't you know it's Xenos Stomping Day?<br>

All the little girls and boys<br>
Love that wonderful crunching noise<br>
You'll know what this day's about<br>
When you stomp a Xenos' guts right out<br>

So, come along and have a laugh<br>
Snap their alien spines in half<br>
Grab your boots and stomp your cares away<br>
Hip hip hooray, it's Xenos Stomping Day<br>

[Sounds of xenos getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and Tau-screeching effects]<br>

People love them down the street<br>
Crushing xenos beneath their feet<br>
Why we do it, who can say?<br>
But it's such a festive holiday<br>

So let the stomping fun begin<br>
Bash their Alien skulls right in<br>
It's tradition, that makes it okay<br>

Hey everyone, it's Xenos Stomping<br>
We'll have some fun on Xenos Stomping<br>
Put down your Lasgun, it's Xenos Stomping Day<br>
Hip Hip Hooray, it's Xenos Stomping Day<br>

Xenos Stomping Day<br>
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