Editing A Song of Ice and Fire (section)

===House Frey===

''"We Stand Together"''

<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> House of weasels who are always grumpy and have a thing for overreacting to perceived slights. Wouldn't be that important except for the fact that they own the only bridge over a strategically important river, and regularly extort anyone attempting to cross it...that, and performing the Red Wedding, AKA the Magnum Opus of Grimdark that single-handedly ensures they're [[Marines Malevolent|the most hated fucks in the whole setting in-universe and out.]] Simply put, there is '''nothing''' good or nice you can say about the Freys. They're ugly inside and out, cruel, treacherous, thoroughly dishonorable, and aren't even strong warriors, being a mix of incompetent dumbasses and sadistic cowards. They'd all make excellent Skaven (especially considering they could stand to be killed by some Lizardmen). In the books, they are being slowly picked off by the Brotherhood Without Banners and Northern lords who are still nursing a grudge from the Red Wedding, while in the show Arya exterminates every male Frey at once with poison because it was more convenient for the writers. 

*Walder Frey: The ancient, terrible, ornery old man in charge of the Twins. Universally detested by his peers (and the audience) for being an amoral, sociopathic opportunist, which he returns in kind for said peers "looking down on him" (can't imagine why), and will readily betray an important ally for immediate gain, or if he feels he has been slighted in some minor way, with the aforementioned Red Wedding being the most infamous example of both. His descendants are literally so numerous that no one except GRRM himself has been able to count them all, so we aren't even going to attempt it (not helped by quite a few of them being named Walder as well). Now dead in the show due to getting his throat slit by a vengeful Arya after she serves him two of his sons as meat pies. Is probably not long for the world in the books either, given that literally everyone on both sides hates him. 
*Roslin Frey: Walder's fifth daughter and Robb Stark's intended wife. Is actually one of the prettiest of the Frey girls, which surprises everyone in Robb's camp when they see her for the first time. She gets married off to Edmure instead, and they actually seem pretty happy with each other in spite of the whole Red Wedding thing. In the books and show, she and her unborn child are held hostage by the Lannisters to guarantee that Edmure behaves himself when he's sent to negotiate the surrender of Riverrun.
*"Fat" Walda Frey: One of Walder's infinite grandkids. Called Fat Walda to distinguish her from the other four Walda Freys. Roose Bolton marries her after Walder offers him his pick of the Frey women and her weight in silver as a dowry; Roose immediately trolls him by picking the fattest Frey available, which pisses off the old tightwad no end. In the books, she's currently pregnant and hanging out with the rest of the Boltons in Winterfell, and is quite happy with her new situation because it means she got married before the hot Walda did. In the show, Ramsay feeds her and her newborn son to his dogs because her son is competition for the title of Lord Bolton and Ramsay's a sick fuck dickhead extraordinaire.</div></div>