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====Others==== * '''[[Azariah Kyras]]''' - In the past he backstabbed his way up to the position of Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens, and, as you would expect, it turns out he is a filthy [[RAGE|Khorne worshipping sorcerer]]. However, <i>Khorne hates sorcerers, Librarians ARE NOT the same thing as sorcerers. Sorcerers use arcane knowledge, runes or words of power; a Librarian merely draws upon the power of the warp via the natural connection of their minds as psykers and then beats the fuck out of things with it. While not as Khorne pleasing as mangling someone with your bare hands, beating the fuck out of something with your mind is better than beating the fuck out of something with calligraphy or an equation.</i>) Khorne probably let him serve him despite his sorcerous ways because of how well he could scream the standard Khornate mantra of: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6uNBKop1go "BLOOD! '''FOR THE BLOOD GOD!''' SKULLS! '''FOR THE SKULL THRONE!'''"] as well as a new one "LET THE GALAXY, '''BURN!'''" so well that Khorne just ''had'' to take notice. Kyras used his dickery to get the Imperium to Exterminatus Typhon and sign off a big chunk of a Space Marine chapter to him. After all of this Khornate dickery he walked over to a lava pool in Cyrene where he merged with the Daemon of the Maledictum to become a Mega-Uber-daemon prince the size of a fucking skyscraper (and remember, Sindri only tapped the Maledictum's power when he became a super-daemon prince, Kyras fucking became one with it.) He became the best update to the generic daemon prince look in all Warhammer 40k history, even though he only partially ascended so he was still mortal. Gabriel Angelos found him out and came down to fight him with a bunch of terminators, Jonah Orion, and a Dreadnought or two; but then Diomedes/Bluddflagg/The Hive Lord/Kayleth/Adrastia/Eliphas also found the fucker out and came down to Cyrene just after Angelos. Angelos and his crew futilely fight against Kyras, accomplishing nothing besides killing some Daemons and Chaos loonies because they forgot to blow up the Offering Altars of buttfuckery that were making Kyras invulnerable and protecting him while he finished his ascension. Kyras accidentally tells his weakness to the orks/other space marines/eldar/imperial guard/tyranids/other chaos loonies by telling his chaos looneys to protect these altars. The protagonists destroy the first altar; after which Kyras/DOM gives Angelos one hell of a double hammer fist and disposes of the rest of those space marines. Then they mow down the rest of the altars and make Kyras vulnerable and fight him. After a long, long, <i>LONG,</i> <b>WAY TOO GODDAMN LONG</b> fight, Kyras is on death's door and the protagonists call down their death from above global power (Eldritch Storm, Orbital Bombardment, Artillery Strike, Rok Bombardment, Capillary towers, or Empyreal Abyss) and finish the fucker off, by hitting him a lot of times before blowing his head off and causing his bloated corpse to slump back into his pit. Because he used noise marines, he isn't as bro-tier as Araghast. **Of course, if you're playing as Imperial Guard, Kyras is a complete joke. Grab a hundred Guardsmen with Plasma Guns and Flamers, a couple Melta armed Stormtrooper teams and a Baneblade, and you're laughing as Kyras crumbles in under five minutes. '''Forget all of that, bring the entire squadcap of nothing but Stormtroopers with Meltas, and he goes down in under 15 seconds, Tyranids with nothing but Venom Cannons or Eldar spamming Wraithguards bring him down about as fast too.''' * '''Sergeant Lysandros''': The sergeant of a renegade Blood Raven contingency, sent to destroy Argus settlement on Calderis to remove traces of Kyras' passing there. He gets killed after you level his base. He's known for sending a large contingent of [[Razorback]]s to reinforce their base, because we all know that Space Marines love to [[Firaeveus Carron|HIDE IN MEHTAL BAWKSES! THE COWARDS! THE FEWLZ!]] You do have to take away his metal boxes in order to take out his HQ. * '''Tyrea''': An Eldar Banshee Exarch who survived Ulthwe's failed attack on Angel Forge. When encountered in the second enemy Eldar mission she's attempting to regroup the few survivors and evacuate. If this is the Eldar campaign (at which point Kayleth and company are effectively completing the massacre of [[Idranel]]'s forces for loot; how [[grimdark]]) she'll recognize [[Ronahn]] before volunteering to become the Avatar of Khaine. * '''Maledictum Daemon''' - The Khornate Demon which Gabriel Angelos accidentally released on Tartarus a few years back, during the original [[Dawn of War]]. Gabe gets his shit together and goes off to have a showdown with him while he's merged with Kyras. It is totally fucking glorious. Especially when Gabriel gets motherfucking flattened by a two-fisted hammer blow that could have probably squished a Baneblade. He probably dies (as in permanently dead, and yes you can kill a Daemon off for good) with Kyras after the two get decapitated by roks/orbital bombardment/bombers/whatever the fuck you used to finish him off. * '''Abaddon the Despoiler''' - Serves only to screech angrily and threaten Eliphas to fulfill his promise of delivering all the souls of the Blood Ravens to him but can't actually do anything to him since he lacks arms - luckily for him, Eliphas is completely unaware of Abaddon's "little" problem. After Eliphas wins, he literally squees that Eliphas is awesome, the fickle cunt. * '''The Mad-mek''' - The boss on the Judgement of Carrion for everyone except the Tyranids, he got stuck on the Space Hulk, went insane from being stuck there, even by Ork standards (assuming they have any) and is currently trying to build a teleporter to get out... by drawing energy from the ''existing'', perfectly functional teleportarium. As he's a paranoid nutcase, he attacks the player and you have to kill him. Mainly famous for his hilarious dialogue, after you escape the Exterminatus of Typhon Primaris you will be introduced to this motherfucking hilarious sonovabitch. He hams it up to epic levels, easily out-hamming the rest of the DoW2 casts combined. "I FINKS IT'LL BE ANNUVER DECADE BEFORE I CAN ZAP MESELF OUT A DIS '''BUG...INFESTED... 'ELL 'OLE!!!!!!'''" Can be very annoying to fight because he has a tendency to teleport units in melee with him out of the room you fight him in when they get into melee, meaning he takes a while to kill and has no trouble putting rokkits in your tanks. Dies in seconds to dreadnoughts. * '''Jonah Orion''' - Playable only in the campaign prologue. Also gets double-hammered along with Angelos. Though in the SM campaign, while Gabriel survives, Jonah, lacking the ridiculous levels of Plot Armor Gabriel has, follows the age-old tradition of "the black dude dies first". Unless you count DoW III for some reason, which many don't, in which he is one of the games main characters. * '''Commander McTavish''' - Name based after Graham McTavish due to the fact they they sound very alike. Has a Scottish accent and red glowing eyes indicating that he is corrupted by chaos. He chases the players with a Baneblade in one of the first missions, leading to many shat pants. When he finally gets the players cornered, the players hack into the defensive weapons and blow the baneblade into smoldering ash. * '''The Traitor Sergeant''' - The sergeant who led the traitor guard on Meridian. He glorifies [[Khorne|Corn]] and spams air support. * '''The Traitor commander in a Banewolf''' - An Imperial Guard commander in Aurelia who turned into a [[Nurgle]] cultist after he and the overwhelming majority of his regiment was corrupted by Ulkair. He has a pretty decent VA, though not very Nurgle-ish. * '''Those three Space Marines who have British accents for some reason''' - Undoubtedly the best VA'd characters in the game. These 2 renegade marines and 1 Chaos Space Marine have well done accents. Likely the only link to the fact that Games Workshop is a BLEEDING BRITISH COMPANY. They are also well characterized by being able to scream Blood for the Blood God better than anybody else. * '''Davian Thule''' - OK, he doesn't have a major role in Retribution, in fact he's only seen in the early part of the campaign as Chaos. Though some suspect that it's him going Toe-to-Toe with a Chaos Dreadnought in the Tutorial Mission. * '''Ulthwe [[Aspect_Warrior#Warp_Spiders|Warp Spider]] [[Exarch]]''' - Tasked with organizing the defense of the Seer Council while they maintain the ritual blinding the [[Exterminatus]] fleet to the plans of Kyras. He fails, the Seer Council is massacred, and Kyras' ambitions are brought to completion. **During the [[Eldar]] campaign he walks Kayleth and her command into an ambush in an attempt to prevent them from fulfilling a prophecy that they will allow the rise of Kyras and send millions of souls into the maw of She Who Thirsts. Kayleth and her allies are similarly concerned with a prophecy about the ritual -the purpose of which they're ignorant of- that says it will lead to the destruction of the lost soulstones they've come to retrieve. In one of the defter handling of events in any [[Dawn of War]] title two groups of [[Eldar]] work at cross-purposes despite similar motivations and end up making both prophecies true in the worst ways.
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