Editing Superheavy Laser Weapons (section)

==Volcano Cannon==
[[File:VolcanoCannon.jpg|200px|right|thumb|The one gun to KO almost every tabletop playthrough. <u>'''EVER'''</u>. [[Cheese|Fucking Warlords.]]]]
What's that? The Laser Blaster is not good enough for you? Then what about the massive penis extension that is the Volcano Cannon? So massive that it has to be fitted onto Reaver and greater class Titans. They can also be fitted onto the Shadowsword class [[Baneblade]] and the main cannons of the Space Marine [[Fellblade#Falchion|Falchion]]. [[Rape|Yes, two of them.]] Because big guns need to move fast too. Unfortunately for tanks, the gun's size means that mounting it in a turret is impossible: you have to point the tank where you want to shoot. For the ultimate trolling against other Super Heavies the Falchion has the option of taking a Shock Pulse; each time the target suffers a penetrating hit it forces it to fire snap shots making EMP grenades look like the tools of script kiddies in comparison.

This long-ranged weapon is capable of slicing off the arm or leg of a Titan or killing an enemy war engine with a single shot, though even a Warhound Scout Titan with intact Void Shields can survive a direct hit. Its firepower is stupendous against lesser targets, reducing a Razorback to nothing more than a blackened scorch mark and utterly vaporizing a thick, hundred meter tall iron gate as though it never existed.

[[Heresy|It is also tainted with the Warp]] as the crystals needed for the weapon to fire are taken from a mineral vein on the mining world Cinderus XI. Created when Heretic Psykers were slaughtered and buried beneath the lava rivers on the planet, after a failed plot to kill the Planetary Governor, the crystals cause a loud crackling noise to be emitted by the Volcano Cannon when fired. [[Derp|This noise, which some claim are the final screams of the the dead Psykers, has been known to drive those who fight beside the weapon insane;]] though the tank or Titan crews themselves have never been reported to suffer from these ill effects. [[Blam|As a result units of infantry escorting vehicles and Titans using the Volcano Cannon are subject to periodic purges.]] Which is beyond [[Stupid|stupid]] even for the Imperium.

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image:WarlordTitanVolcanoCannon.png|<center>Alternate View</center>
image:ShadowswordVolcanoCannon.png|<center>Shadowsword</center>
image:FalchionVolcanoCannon.png|<center>Falchion</center>
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