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===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHc_HtssAqM The Pitiful Humans]=== [TECH PRIEST]<br> <br> You were always quite the weakling 403<br> Then we invaded<br> And you upgraded<br> Ba-da-ba-ba<br> Woah<br> 403, it's true that I found you<br> But look around you<br> Woah<br> <br> All your comrades are so incomplete<br> You can't see it, but they're all in pain<br> Their operating system's obsolete<br> So let's complete the chains<br> And get inside those brains<br> <br> Let's save those pitiful humans<br> <br> [SOLDIERS]<br> Woah<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Let's save those pitiful humans<br> <br> [SOLDIERS]<br> Woah<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Let's teach those pitiful humans, who just haven't a clue<br> Just what to do<br> Help them to help you<br> <br> [SOLDIER 421]<br> Ah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Can you see the vision clearly, 403?<br> Soldiers embracing and interfacing<br> Beep boop beep boop<br> Shiny, new augmentics clanging sweetly<br> <br> [SOLDIER 421]<br> Yeah<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Gone is human error and fear<br> <br> [SOLDIER 421]<br> Beep bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Every issue tucked away so neatly<br> If you feel a sob or tear<br> Just turn that knob, and switch that gear<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Let's save those pitiful humans<br> <br> [SOLDIER 421]<br> Yeah<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Let's save those pitiful humans<br> <br> [SOLDIER 421]<br> Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Let's teach those pitiful humans<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Who just haven't a clue<br> Just what to do<br> Help them and soon this will be you<br> <br> [ALL]<br> Let's save those pitiful humans<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Rap beep beep bop<br> <br> [ALL]<br> Let's save those pitiful humans<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Re bop bo beep bop bo beep bop bo<br> <br> [ALL]<br> Let's teach those pitiful humans, who haven't a clue<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> If that's what we do<br> If that's what we do<br> Then<br> <br> [ALL]<br> Everything about us is going to be powerful<br> <br> [SOLDIERS]<br> Give hail to the Omnissiah<br> <br> [ALL]<br> Everything about us is going to be so advanced<br> <br> [SOLDIERS]<br> All hail to the Omnissiah<br> <br> [Tech Priest]<br> You won't be fragile and impure<br> <br> [ALL]<br> Not pitiful fleshbags anymore<br> 'Cause<br> Everything about us is going to be cool<br> When... we... rule! <br>
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