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== <b>Beginner's Luck</b> ==

Scene: /v/'s room

* /v/ and /g/ are playing on his new system, playing SF4, specifically

V: OH yeah, Hadouken in your FACE! Ah, looks like I win again.

G: Pfft, it's not my fault the system has random slowdowns whenever I start up my mega combo. You should really just let me mod your (insert next gen console here). I can up its speed by 57%!

V: no way /g/. Last time I let you touch one of my consoles you voided the warranty and broke it beyond repair!

G: That wasn't my fault! Your table was just wobbly. How could I have even kicked the leg of the table out when it was on the other side!

* at this point both /v/ and /g/ throw down their controllers and begin to throw stuff at each other in fits of rage.

*/r9k/ is passing by in the hallway, drawn by the sounds of battle and bursts into the room.

R9K: I cannot allow harm to come- I'm sorry I mean, Whats going on in here?

*The two both look at /r9k/ and stop their barrage of accessories.

V: This jackass won't pay me back for an old broken system!

G: This jerk still won't let that little mistake go, AND he refuses to utilize my expertise on his equipment!

V: Pfft, stop blaming the machinery for you lack of skill at the game. Man if only I had a real challenge.

G: Whatever I don't need this, have fun with him 9k.

* /g/ leaves the room with a huff, muttering about outdated processors.

V: well, now that that distraction is gone, wanna play a round or two of SF4?

R9K: Well, sure I don't see how it could hurt. Just go easy on my, I've never played this before.

* both take a seat on /v/s couch (which is rather unceremoniously lifted from /m/'s place)

V; alright, as a beginner I suggest you choose Ryu, he's a pretty good all-around character.

R9K: Okie, here I go.

*The TV blurts Round ONE!. V unleashed an onslaught of punches and kicks upon poor /r9k/'s fighter.

V: MM YEAH, take that Zangief Pile driver, oomph! That's what I'm talking about flawless victory!

R9K: Oh, I see how this works now, Lemme see if I can win the next round.

V: not likely, but you're welcome to try.

* The TV blurts out Round Two! /r9k/ hits the buttons on the controller with such speed and precision that every attack of his lands, and not one from /v/ hits.

R9K: Wow I got a flawless victory too! Maybe this game is a lot of fun.

V ( a bit disgruntled at the shameful loss): Yeah yeah, beginners luck, this is the final round, this ones for all the marbles!

* the TV sounds FINAL ROUND! It's a complete repeat of the previous round. /v/ drops his controller in amazement; /r9k has a dopey grin on his face.

*blinks to the doorway to /v/'s room, /r9k/ on the outside.

V: Go bother someone else Mr. Roboto!

*/v/ slams the door in /r9k/s face.