Editing
Thousand Sons
(section)
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
Warning:
You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you
log in
or
create an account
, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.
Anti-spam check. Do
not
fill this in!
==Daily Rituals of the Thousand Sons== *'''04:00 - Morning Reveille:''' The Thousand Sons (at least the fleshbags) awake from their sarcophagi. *'''04:10 - Rubric Inspection:''' The Thousand Sons Sorcerers inspect the Rubric Marines to see if some sense of normalcy has returned to them. *'''05:00 - Morning Prayer:''' The Thousand Sons gather to pray that Tzeentch won't fuck them over and that the Imperium hasn't yet weaponized vacuum cleaners. *'''06:00 - Morning Firing and Sorcery Rites:''' The Thousand Sons practice their shooting and magical skills on warp beasts. *'''08:00 - Battle Practice:''' The Thousand Sons descend upon the twisted Pyramids on Sortiarius to test out their combat prowess. *'''09:00 - Morning Meal:''' A morning meal is handed out to the non-Rubric Thousand Sons by the legion's psychic serfs. The Thousand Sons are more forgiving to their serfs as they are most likely psychic and thus, more likely to share common kinship. *'''09:15 - Tactical Indoctrination:''' The Thousand Sons congregate and form plans to attract psykers from the Imperium and gather unknown knowledge. *'''10:00 - Midday Prayers:''' The Thousand Sons gather to pray that Tzeentch won't fuck them over again. *'''11:00 - Midday Meal:''' A light meal is prepared by the psychic serfs. *'''12:00 - Sorcery Training:''' The Thousand Sons Sorcerers practice their magic tricks to further harness the warp. *'''13:00 - Evening Firing and Sorcery Rites:''' The Thousand Sons practice their shooting and magical skills on even more warp beasts. *'''15:00 - Battle Practice:''' The Thousand Sons continue to train in CQC so they can one day beat the [[Space Wolves|fucking furries.]] *'''16:00 - Re-Education Time:''' The Thousand Sons lecture captured non-psychic Imperial humans on why their prejudice towards psykers are bad and why they should feel bad before sending them off as laborers. At the same time, they lecture captured psykers on why the Thousand Sons are there to protect and nurture them and why psykers are the next step in human evolution. *'''18:00 - Evening Meal:''' A feast is prepared by the psychic serfs, which are cooked from the warp beasts that were hunted in the morning and afternoon. *'''19:00 - Meeting up with Magnus:''' The Thousand Sons meet with their Primarch on issues concerning them such as the proposal to create a republic just to piss off the Imperium, equality between psykers and non-psykers, the state of the Imperium and humanity as a whole, Tzeentch being a dickhead and why he should not be trusted and why knowledge is power. *'''20:00 - Sending 'Gifts' to the family:''' The Thousand Sons secretly steal some loyalist equipment and secretly give it to the [[Blood Ravens]] out of family kinship - the Blood Ravens have yet to realize the origin of these heretical trade deals. The Thousand Sons also try and send gifts and 'sorry' cards to their only friends, the [[White Scars]], [[Emperor's Children]] and [[Blood Angels]] for supporting them even during the failure of the Nikea Council. Suffice to say the gifts (except those given to the Blood Ravens) are always destroyed by the [[Inquisition]]. *'''21:00 - Nerdin' Out:''' The Thousand Sons nerd out in the great libraries on Sortiarius. Some use their free time to train captured psykers on how to safely use the warp while others continue to berate captured non-psykers on why the Imperium is bad. Some play [[Video game|video games]] and talk about ancient Terran epics such as [[Star Wars]] and [[Star Trek]], coincidentally those who play online video games may accidentally encounter [[Blood Angels|Dante and co. doing the exact same thing.]] Some venture back to their old home of [[Prospero]] to get some lost relics/knowledge. *'''24:00 - Rest Period:''' The Thousand Sons rest in their sarcophagi.
Summary:
Please note that all contributions to 2d4chan may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here.
You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see
2d4chan:Copyrights
for details).
Do not submit copyrighted work without permission!
Cancel
Editing help
(opens in new window)
Navigation menu
Personal tools
Not logged in
Talk
Contributions
Create account
Log in
Namespaces
Page
Discussion
English
Views
Read
Edit
Edit source
View history
More
Search
Navigation
Main page
Recent changes
Random page
Help about MediaWiki
Tools
What links here
Related changes
Special pages
Page information