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== <b>The Junk Shop</b> ==

/TG, followed by /V walk through the door to RST, the junk store. There's a kid at the counter, starting at a plate of noodles.

TG "You think they have it here?"

V: "They have everything here. This is where I got my Spore crack. And A's birthday present, which she loved but pretends to hate. Or hates and pretends to love... anyway.." (He walks up to the counter.) "Hey, kid. We're looking for-"

R: "SAUCE!! I NEED SAUCE!!"

TG "We're looking for a game."

R "I still need sauce."

V "We're not going to get anywhere with him." He rings the bell at the counter.
Within seconds, RS pokes her head around the a shelf. She adjusts her glasses. "Yes? How can I help you?" She comes to the counter, carrying a box full of jars filled with red substances. She's dressed like a librarian, but it's the kind you find in the start of a men's magazine pictorial. Before the clothes come off.

TG "We're looking for a game. An RPG?"

RS sets the box on the counter, then goes around the back of it. "Hang on..." She comes back with Boggle and a Rocket-Propelled Grenade. "Anything else?"

TG and V stare. V grabs the grenade, "You know, I think K was looking for one of these..."

TG "No. I was asking if you have any Role-Playing Games."

RS opens a jar of sauce from the box, then pours it onto R's spaghetti. "We've got lots of those. Could you be more specific?"

TG "It's called MaidRPG. It's a Japanese game that was recently tran- let me finish!"

V "She's like this. Once she hears the name she's off. I wonder if she's got a copy of Mother 3 in English..."

RS pops up again and sets a stack of books on the counter. "Here you go!"

TG picks up the first. It's in Japanese. As is the second and third copy. The fourth is full of blank pages. The fifth is in English, but it's blurry as hell. He sighs. "Well, thanks anyway."

RS cocks her head to the side. "Have you tried the game shops down the street?"

V "He kinda works there."

RS nods. "We could always ask my husband..."

*SMACK*

RS "Ooo!"

T: "Arrr, I do loves that booty."