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===Yapyap THE DESTROYER - 120pts=== ''And so proclaimed the Throne of Woe that it is I, Yapyap THE DESTROYER shall be the supreme overlord of all sentient beings in the Galaxy and the true heir of the Food Nipple Empire!'' ~Yapyap self-proclaiming himself as supreme dictator of the entire universe. Yapyap THE DESTROYER is the self-proclaimed supreme leader of an entire Unggoy army. But before this he was simply known as Yapyap, a low ranking Deacon in the Covenant's Ministry of Sanitation before the ill-fated kidnapping by the Banished. Yapyap rose through the chain of command within the Banished due to being slower than the other Grunts at avoiding eye contact when a job needed to be filled. He remained under the ruthless mercy of the Banished until his fateful chance of discovering the legendary '''Throne of Woe'''. Empowered by the Throne's power (whether by benign benevolence or malicious malevolence), Yapyap matured into a strong and independent Unggoy who need no Brute and proceed to open a large rebellion against the Banished in favor of locating the fabled Golden Methane Hydrate Mines of Sabator, hidden somewhere on the Ark. However, despite the 'rebellion', the Banished did not officially recognized Yapyap's blue-blooded independence. Atriox saw the benefit of Yapyap's 'ingenuity' and has on occasion persuaded the rebellious Unggoy to temporarily assist the Banished by waving a golden food nipple dyed in food coloring. In battle, Yapyap often sits upon the Throne of Woe which has been modified with several methane cannons to both buff fellow Unggoys and choke/cripple enemy infantry via 'explosive methane parties'. Yapyap is also notorious for losing more Unggoy than it is conceivably possible, yet somehow the Throne of Woe manages to produce more Unggoy reinforcements for Yapyap after he argued with and kicked the Throne in the process.
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