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==Famous Bugs== ===The "Cat Paws and Liquor" Bug=== Given how detailed the game is, some ''very'' weird bugs can show up. To give you an example: The dwarfs can have cats, to keep the rodent population down and for companionship. After one update, cats were suddenly dying randomly, sometimes after vomiting. The developer realized the cause of this bug, which goes as follows: # Cats have paws, which can have substances on them. # The AI for Cats is programmed to occasionally lick their paws to keep them clean, as is the case in the real world. # Dwarfs, if they're drinking when ordered to do something, drop their beer on the floor and immediately go do it. # This spilled beer was being absorbed by the paws of cats when they walked over the spilled beer. # The game was accidentally treating this as if the cat had drunk their body weight in alcohol, rather then the small amount they would in a proper simulation. # Cats were progressing immediately to lethal alcohol poisoning upon licking their paws, with some of them making a brief stopover in "nauseated vomiting". Notably, only the quantity of alcohol being ingested by cats upon licking their paws was considered a "bug". The bug was fixed by changing the contamination system to take into account liquid volumes. Cats can still get mildly buzzed after walking through spilled beer. '''That's''' how insanely detailed Dwarf Fortress is.
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