Editing Field Kit Inspection (section)

===[http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/54117829 Mission 10]===

Our mighty Strike Cruiser, "The Eagle's Fury" is incapacitated and stuck drifting in the void due to a damaged warp drive. The regiment is tasked to retrieve the replacement parts from a nearby Space hulk. Of course, things immediately go wrong. With Senior Magos Szarek insulting the intelligence of "Not Corporal Hamounds". This leads to him being challenged to a game of Paradox Billiards Vostroyan Roulette 4th Dimensional Hypercube Chess Strip poker, for the honour of the tyranids MINUTES BEFORE DEPLOYMENT ON A CRUCIAL MISSION. After the Swarmlord resets the game twice by abusing fibre jar, he is defeated and then banished to Ultramar. Meanwhile the rest of the regiment decides to actually start the mission and run into a shitton of Orks.

The regiment beats the Orks with no losses, and our resident Psyker gets mopey due to not getting the respect he deserves. The Orks set the air on fire and then vent the majority of the hulk, before everyone gets depressed and Techpriest Rho has awkward pity sex with a wall socket. The Ork Warboss, T'umb Krush'ah, is eventually defeated and the warp drive, along with an entire spa, is looted and taken back to the Ship.