Editing Galactic Partridges (section)

==Excerpts From the Codex Partridges Standard ==

*The "storm bolter" was actually once known as the partridge pattern bolter but all the other chapters were butthurt and renamed it for their own use.

*The Galactic Partridges are one of the few chapters to regularly use snipers. The name of the unit? The '<s>Killstealers</s> Saviors'

*The Galactic Partridges were the ones to put forth the original design for the Golden Throne. The idea was rejected after several test trials were done attempting to light the astronomicon by blasting "Haters Gonna Hate" extremely loud. It did successfully allow for warp travel, but every test ship sent in fell under the influence of Khorne.

*The Imperial Aquila is actually a double headed Partridge. The Emperor appropriated it for Imperium-wide usage when he realized how awesome it was.

*Years ago, a break-in was staged into the Emperor's throne room on Holy Terra. The Adeptus Custodes were panicking for days before realizing no damage had been done to anything. It was several months before anyone noticed the Emperor's body was now wearing a "Partridges #1" t-shirt.

*It was once discovered that a tau ethereal was planning to rename the planet T'au "xeno partridge base one"