Editing Races of Warhammer 40k (section)

==[[Eldar]]== 
[[Image:Eldar.jpg|thumb|250px|left|TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER!]]
Eldar are space elves. They are a dying race in the 41st Millennium but fluff sometimes doesn't agree if they are back on the uptake or are still on a downward spiral. They live on oversized (EVERYTHING IN 40K IS OVERSIZED) ships named [[Craftworld]]s, [[Maiden World]]s, or in the Webway. They are notable for A) Every last one of them being a [[psyker]], and B) fucking [[Slaanesh]] into existence and being overbearing [[Eldrad|DICKS]]. Not like anyone else in 40k isn't a huge dick. 

To help keep themselves from turning into [[Dark Eldar|/d/eviants]], Craftworlders are extremely devoted to a culture based on various "paths", where individuals pick a job (path) and do literally nothing outside of it until they choose to leave that path, or get hopelessly obsessed with it. In crunch, this is reflected by the fact your units each do exactly one job really well. If you try to make them do something outside their intended roles, they'll suck absolute ass at it and likely get promptly face-fucked by the thing they couldn't kill properly.

Craftworld eldar have a history of being ridiculously OP on the tabletop and though they've been reigned in over the past few editions (8th and 9th), many old-guard fa/tg/uys will likely have a story or two about the "glory" days (either [[That Guy]] bragging about the cheese he abused or his victims bitter reminiscing of the experience).