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====Warriors of Chaos==== [[File:Warriors of chaos.jpg|thumb|right|380px|What one would call "the good shit". Or the bad shit, if you catch my cold.]] {{Main|Warriors of Chaos}} The Warriors are Nordic (literally, they are called the Norse in the canon), beardy, berserking [[Vikings|Viking]]/[[Pan-Tang]] rip-offs clad in Unholy Chaos Plate and blessed with the Marks of the Chaos Gods. They basically granted Warhammer Fantasy it's popularity back in the 80's/90's. The Warriors of Chaos represent a multitude of tribes and clans in varying cultures and degrees of civilization (mostly being Scandinavians and Mongols however) all of whom live in the giant North Pole around the Warp Gate there, which is basically an Eye of Terror. They (mostly) revere the Chaos Gods as their masters although they have different pantheons (sometimes to be able to avoid saying the name of the Chaos Gods directly to avoid getting sudden attention and turning into one of [[Chaos Spawn|"those things"]], sometimes of other Chaos Gods, and rarely of ascended mortals like [[Be'lakor]]). Warriors make up the primary bad guys of the setting and raid the fuck out of the world for shits and giggles. Games Workshop loves to throw them constantly into almost every canon, to the point anything major involving someone who ISN'T Chaos is a huge fucking deal. Unlike in 40k where Chaos Space Marines <s>actually get shit done</s> possibly fucked up 12 times under the same leader, Warriors have gone through multiple Everchosens who <s>keep getting killed by reincarnations of Sigmar</s> keep getting killed in various ways (sometimes even by Daemons) and are replaced in the hopes that the next one will get it right (and one even went "fuck this shit" and went to non-Chaos Valhalla on the eve of his victory). Despite this, they look no less awesome for it, and the [[Archaon|current one]] [[Storm of Chaos|managed to beat and cripple his good counterpart before losing the war thanks to Orc shenanigans.]]
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