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===Khornate Weapons=== ====Skull Cannon==== [[File:Skull_Cannon_Cannon.JPG|200px|right|thumb|Skull Cannon]] The Skull Cannon is the primary weapon of the...well...the [[Skull Cannon]] Chariot. [[Derp|Suffice to say, its mode of 'acquiring' ammunition is unique to say the least.]] Those in its way of the Daemonic Chariot are fed into the Skull Cannon's gaping maw (Yes, the chariot <u>''NOT''</u> the weapon has a mouth), there to be roasted by daemonic fire and broken up into fragments. These remains are for the most part [[Shitstorm|ejected from the Skull Cannon's rear,]] for only the skulls of its victims are retained. These are then fused with the Blood God's wrath, set alight, and blasted in a fiery wake from the daemon engines cannon. The Skull Cannon is found on both the aforementioned Skull Cannon and the [[Derp|derpy]] [[Blood Reaper]]. In 8th Edition, the Skull Cannon is now a cool 100 points. Their cannon is now 48 inch Heavy D6 shots flat and -2 AP. Still ignores cover and all fucks. Good competition for equal points of Havocs while still being Khorne. ====Cauldron of Blood Cannon==== [[File:Cauldron_of_Blood_Cannon.JPG|200px|right|thumb|Cauldron of Blood Cannon]] The cannon of the [[Cauldron of Blood]] was basically the [[Brass Scorpion|Brass Scorpion's]] [[Flamer#Hellmaw Cannon|Hellmaw Cannons]] on meth, or the Gorestorm Cannon's and Ichor Cannon's little brother, [[Skub|depending on who you ask.]] Like the cannons from the Lord of Skulls, the Cauldron of Blood Cannon fires boiling hot blood that [[Wat|''somehow'' transmutes into molten lava]] (Maybe they use the blood of [[Juggernaut|Juggernauts]]?). The cannon itself is mounted and connected on a huge cauldron full of bubbling daemonic ichor. The cauldron is used to supply the vehicle's jutting cannon with red-hot daemonic blood which is fired through the cannon's nozzle. [[Tl;dr]], it was a Khornate flamer. ====Skullshredder Cannon==== ''See main page:[[Skullshredder Cannon|Skullshredder Cannon]]'' ====Skullreaper Cannon==== ''See main page:[[Skullreaper Cannon|Skullreaper Cannon]]'' ====Doomfire Cannon==== ''See main page:[[Doomfire Cannon|Doomfire Cannon]]'' ====Impaler==== ''See main page:[[Impaler|Impaler]]'' ====Hellmaw Cannon==== ''See main page:[[Hellmaw Cannon|Hellmaw Cannon]]'' ====Scorpion Cannon==== ''See main page:[[Scorpion Cannon|Scorpion Cannon]]'' ====Tower Gun==== [[File:Tower_Gun.JPG|200px|right|thumb|Tower Gun]] More of a artillery than the average gun. The lazily named Tower Gun is one of the primary weapons of the [[Derp|derpy looking]] [[Blood Reaper]]. The Daemon Engine host four of these oddly-placed weapons in front for maximum frontal carnage. The battery of these Tower Guns mounted in its main tower launch constant salvos of fire, whilst its twin Skull Cannons blast apart armored targets. This ensures a constant rate of bombardment on enemy positions. Still, it is a miracle that this this thing still stands upright from all that recoil being fired at once. Or so you would think if you were a nerd who paints little figurines and has never touched a gun. Recoil diminishes followup shot accuracy. It doesn't knock down giant heavy structures. Design still looks kinda stupid, though. ====Skull Hurler==== [[File:Skullhurler.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Skull Hurler]] The Skull Hurler/Skullhurler aka the Pac-Man gun is a [[Derp|utterly hilarious and absurd weapon]] of Khorne. It is basically a weapon satirizing everything Khornate about the Big K (Or so we hope GeeDubs were satirizing...). [[Wat|This is a weapon that fires flaming skulls that chomps on enemy infantry.]] We can't make this shit up. Seriously what the literal Hell? Seriously, not even WH40k Wikia and Lexicanum can save this weapon from sounding absolutely ridiculous. According to the description, this Daemonic Weapon is commonly used by the [[Herp|just as ridiculous]] [[Lord of Skulls]] Daemon Engine, typically mounted on its left arm. The weapon's barrel is shaped in the form of a large metal skull with the Mark of Khorne emblazoned upon its forehead. The large skull that serves as the Skull Hurler's barrel is filled with smaller skulls that are either fired out of the larger skull's open mouth or the over-sized skull itself can be fired out of the weapon, accounts for the weapon's potent explosive force. We are honestly not sure whether Lexicanum or WH40K Wikia's failure in describing this weapon as cool could be considered an act of [[FAIL]] or [[Awesome]]. If that does not sound [[Stupid]] to you than you are in need for a medical checkup. ====Hades Gatling Gun==== [[File:Hades_GatCannon.png|200px|right|thumb|Hades Gatling Gun]] Should not be confused with the Hades Autocannon although they basically fire the same. The Hades Gatling Gun is a massive Daemonic Weapon that is commonly used by the Lord of Skulls Daemon Engine, typically mounted on its left arm. The weapon is a large, multi-barrelled gatling weapon that is capable of shredding groups of enemy infantry with a hail of fire composed of its massive ballistic shells. These shells are rune-graven ammo and the Gatling Gun is capable of firing several hundred rounds per second at maximum. These weapons are taken if you want to shred apart Horde armies as the Skull Hurler is aimed more towards heavily armored troops. [[Skub|As such, some may have considered calling it a form of Bolter, but the description of the weapon is vague which have let some other people to call it a form of Autoweapon.]] So far the only middle ground is that the Gatling Gun at best, is a projectile weapon of sorts, so it remains to be seen. It is also far more sensible looking than the Skull Hurler which grants the weapon extra brownie points for appearance and weapons function. Although this is Chaos we are talking here, [[FAIL|so it is a pretty low bar in the first place.]] ====Kytan Gatling Cannon==== [[File:Kytan_Gatling_Cannon.JPG|200px|right|thumb|Kytan Gatling Cannon]] Basically like the Hades Gatling Gun but mounted on a motherfucking [[Kytan]], the scariest Khornate Daemon Engine that is legit freaky, [[FAIL|not a fucking joke.]] Not much is known about this weapon, but is most likely functions similiar to the above weapon. Due to its similarities, it can be assume that the shells of the Kytan also use rune-graven ammo and is just as capable of firing several hundred rounds per second at maximum. Like the Hades, this weapon is used if you want to [[RIP AND TEAR]] hordes of enemies who are in the fucking way. Like the Hades, [[Skub|some may have considered calling it a form of Bolter, but the description of the weapon is vague which have let some other people to call it a form of Autoweapon.]] So far the only middle ground is that the Gatling Cannon at best, is a projectile weapon of sorts, so it remains to be seen. On tabletop, the Kytan's Gatling Cannon puts out the pain in the Shooting phase as well like the Hades, but what you really want to be doing is CLEAVING LOYALIST FILTH. ====Ichor Cannon==== [[File:Ichor_Cannon.JPG|200px|right|thumb|Ichor Cannon]] Ahhhh...the first in a list of Khornate [[/d/|Dick Guns.]] This is essentially the Lord of Skulls' take on a Inferno Cannon and Demolisher Cannon with its own Khornate twist. The Ichor Cannon is a large Daemonic Weapon that is commonly used by the Lord of Skulls Daemon Engine, mounted onto its front torso. The Ichor Cannon spits great goblets of burning blood upon the daemon machine's enemies. The enemys' skin would slough off and expose their muscles to the elements as they die screaming from the pain. The more fortunate ones get blasted into smithereens from the sheer shockwave and bone shrapnel of the Ichor Cannon, much alike a Demolisher Cannon. The blood are boiled until superheated in the multiple tanks at the back of the Lord of Skulls. The daemon engine's pure [[Rage]] is enough to heat up the weapon's ammunition. So yes, Khorne does indeed take the term "Make my blood boil" to its more literal and retarded extreme. Only in Games Workshop can you come up with a more retarded idea than this. The weapon takes the form of a large cannon with a spiked maw. ====Gorestorm Cannon==== [[File:Gorestorm.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Gorestorm Cannon]] The Gorestorm Cannon is another large Daemonic Weapon that is commonly used by the Lord of Skulls Daemon Engine, mounted onto its front torso like that of the Ichor Cannon. The Gorestorm Cannon is believed to fire large gouts of boiling blood upon the daemon machine's foes, boiling them alive. In a sense, the Gorestorm Cannon is a variant of the Ichor Cannon. Since this weapon uses basically the same retarded principle as the Ichor Cannon of boiling blood, what has been said about the Ichor Cannon could already be said to the Gorestorm Cannon. Of course their function is slightly different. The Ichor Cannon functions like a blood drenched shotgun, the Gorestorm Cannon functions more in line with a flamer as it sprays a torrent of highpressure boiling blood to a wide area. [[Wat|It is hot enough to melt units...for some reason.]] Unless the blood is acid like those of the Xenomorph Aliens, then the blood should simply boil the poor SOB instead. Gotta love attempts to apply science and logic to a ''daemon weapon'' of fuck reality. This weapon along with the Ichor Cannon have taken into the nickname of Period Guns/Menstrual Cannons for [[Red Rage|''obvious'']] reasons. The weapon takes the form of a large, yet short-barrelled cannon. ====Daemongore Cannon==== [[File:Daemongore.PNG|200px|right|thumb|Daemongore Cannon]] Yet ''another'' weapon exclusive to the Lord of Skulls. Sheesh, talk about hogging the spot light. The Daemongore Cannon is a large Daemonic Weapon that is commonly used by the aforementioned Lord of Skulls Daemon Engine, mounted again onto its front torso like the previous two weapons. Unlike the previous two, the Daemongore Cannon unleashes a gout of burning [[/d/|filth]] at the Lord of Skulls' enemies. The enemies engulfed by the evil tide cannot survive, for their armor, flesh and bone are reduced to molten slurry in seconds by its hellish furnace heat. Because of the way it functions, it could be safe to say that the Daemongore is like a Melta Shotgun, which is pretty damned [[Awesome]] when you think about it. The Daemongore Cannon is definitely more aimed towards large group of heavily armored infantry like Terminators and Centurions and could work well to even light and medium vehicles too. The weapon takes the form of a large, multi-barrelled cannon. ====Balemaw Cannon==== [[File:Balemaw_Cannon.JPG|200px|right|thumb|Balemaw Cannon]] The primary armament of the ridiculous [[Tower of Skulls]] Daemon Engine. The great, forward-firing Balemaw Cannon is primarily a ballistic weapon of extreme power. Akin to a Imperial Guard's Demolisher Cannon, the Balemaw Cannon is used to break apart fortifications and shatter enemy tanks in a single shot. The cannon is powered by the raw hatred of the Daemon Engine and it fires shells filled with maximum FUCK at its enemies. Those who aren't blown up by the weapon would be killed by the shrapnel. Unlike the Demolisher Cannon, the Balemaw has a ridiculous range and functions more like an artillery piece not unlike that of the Basilisk Artillery Gun. Still, despite the lack of Close Combat manliness, the sheer destruction from this weapon is enough to make Khorne proud.
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