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====[[Getimian Exalted]]==== Apparently at some point a Sidereal looked up from his endless paperwork, realized saving the fundaments of reality every day was something that just wasn't going to end, and said WELL FUCK THAT and wandered off. He then proceeded to--in ascending order of badassitude, and perhaps sequentially--quit his job, declare war on heaven, and then recruit an entire type of Exalted to help, and they now regard him as their collective boss. They have some sort of crazy internal alchemy and have a miniature version of the machine that keeps reality running inside each one, thanks to ''colonies of pattern spiders that live in their spines.'' [[Drow]], eat your hearts out. <s>And like the Liminals, that's about all we know until their hardback comes out</s> Or the rules-light edition edition comes out I guess. Getimians are people who were totally awesome in creation, or would be, except that the Sidereals decided to do some other stuff with fate and they never existed. Some of the weirder yozi are involved in getting them into Creation, and they're all super pissed the cool stuff they did un-happened. despite the lore contradicting it everyone makes them isekai protagonists. They're divided into Getimians of Summer, Fall, Winter, and Spring, because even the writers don't give a shit about Exalted having five seasons. Getimian powers are absolute nonsense based around conjuring their own reality to overwrite creation. They decide people are good at something and that becomes more true, they decide punching you in the face is what happens so running away doesn't work right, and if you're chasing one they were retroactively someone from an alternate reality who suddenly stops existing when you catch up to them. If one steals your hat it was always their hat. If one kills a god, their domain is replaced by what it would be in the Getimian's reality. Shit's weird.
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