Editing Greek Mythology (section)

===Olympian Gods===
* '''[[Zeus]]''' : The Big Guy in Charge, the man who hurls his thunderbolt. Ruling over the Olympians on Mount Olympus, Zeus has a habit of being a very undecisive but very effective leader. Effective because problems tend to stop whenever he steps in, undecisive however because he has tough time wondering when is the right time to strike. Rulers of the Sky as well, he's in charge of the weather! Somewhat. The Greeks considered that everytime there was thunder or a massive shitstorm, that was because Zeus was beyond pissed. Other than that, Zeus has a reputation of being a womanizer and a rapist, being practically incapable of keeping it in his pants. And also an [[Furry|otherkin god]]. He banged all kinds of women as all kinds of animals and other types of stuff; Bulls, Birds, Clouds, Fishes, Ants... And in most cases it gave birth to either a monster or a demi-god. 
* '''[[Hera]]''' : The All-powerful queen of the Gods, and goddess of marriage. Most ironic that she has the most unfaithful husband in all of mythology (and arguably, all of fiction). As a consequence of her domain is the vow of marriage, and punisher of those that break it, being at odds with Zeus's endless philandering, thus Hera is known as a foul-mouthed jealous goddess who has gone to punish women who end up attracting her husband's attention for "absolutely no reason", and torment poor Heracles and his many wives because he was born off the wrong guy. (Can't punish the king of the gods, so victim-blame the mortal that couldn't say no or outrun a horny god, it still ends either way badly).
* '''[[Ares]]''' : The God of [[War]]. Although not like her sister Athena, he's more like [[Khorne]] or [[Gork]] and [[Mork]]. The Greeks disliked him (except Sparta) for being a bringer of utter bullshit (being the father of the gods that personify them), yet unlike other badass war gods, he is an utter wuss and a crybaby if you prick him and has never won a fight against anyone important (being the popular pro-Athens interpretation). Whereas the Romans absolutely adored the guy and hallowed his name, being the father of the city's founder (though Mars is originally a different god that purposefully conflated with Ares because Greek culture was in vogue). Arguably because both nations had very different views on war.
* '''[[Aphrodite]]''' : The Goddess of Love... In every sense of the term. Also a worshipped Warrior Goddess in Laconia. She doesn't do much, besides being one of the three reasons why the War of Troy began (the two other being Hera and Athena, funnily enough), although she's been known as the Goddess of beauty in general. So consider the fact that the mere sight of her might be enough to put your dick in a wheelchair. Which is fairly tame by the standards of this article. She's also known for being the wife of Hephaestus, though since Heph is a forge-dwelling [[Neckbeard]] (and the polar opposite of her beauty) she tried to sneak out with Ares. [[EPIC FAIL|Only for the forge god to trap them both in a golden net and make them the laughing stock of Olympus]].
* '''[[Apollo]]''' : God of Arts, Music, Poetry, Hunks and Light. There's not much to him, but he's known as the conductor of the Muses, and also a famous proclaimer of Heroes. Among other things, he's also famous for having spent a significant amount of time in none other than fucking [[Hyperborea]]. He's also one of the few who sided with the Trojans during the siege of Troy.
* '''[[Athena]]''' : Goddess of Wisdom, Strategy, Handicraft and School teachers. Usually depicted as an Owl when disguised. Wisest of the Olympians, and definetely one of the reverred Gods along with Poseidon and Zeus. Perhaps even moreso than these two since she got her own city. And that's a pretty huge prestige. She has been guiding a whole lot of heroes, most famously Odysseus during the Siege of Troy and during his escapades on the high seas. She's also directly responsible for punishing Medusa for being more beautiful than she is, proving that all the Greek gods are jealous and petty. 
* '''Artemis''' : Goddess of Hunting, the Moon, and Birthing. Odd job, right? One of the first bastard child of Zeus, she made a name for herself as one of the busiest gods out there. She's capable of creating plagues and sicknesses, but also giving the cure to treat them. Kind of like a second hand great equalizer. She's very close to young children and animals. And also a great protector of roads, ports and the likes.
* '''Demeter''' : Goddess of Agriculture. Famously known as the mother of Hades' wife, Persephone. Besides the myth of her daughter getting kidnapped, there ain't much about her. That being said, she gave birth to a whole lot of other gods, like Ploutos the God of Wealth, and is one of the most level-headed Olympians. She was very much adored by the Greek, as if it weren't for her, they would all starve to death. 
* '''Dionysius''' : Aight, so -hic- th-this fella righ- right there? -hic- He's da -hic- God of Parties and -hic- Alcohol! -hic- He's actually not a lazy bum, -hic- and he's more like -hic- a softcore Slaanesh, right? -hic- Just minus the boobs -hic-. Anyway, like, he gave birth to -hic- a bunch of lesser Olympians by fucking with -hic- Aphrodites, maybe? -hic-, I dunno anymore. Oh! -hic- Being a god of booze, he's -hic- in charge of all the Ambrosia -hic-, the drink that makes you -hic- immortal... -hic-!
* '''[[Hades]]''' : God of the Underworld, which also shares his name and wears a helmet of invisibility. Though he's often considered to be a massive asshole (and to be fair, the incident with Persephone was a massive dick move), he's usually a lot more chill. 
* '''Hephaestus''' : God of Blacksmithing. While he was born to Zeus and Hera, he was thrown off Olympus for his deformities. Despite this, he's an incredibly talented artisan, creating everything from thrones and weapons to the first Automata. Managed to hit the jackpot and marry Aphrodites, though he had to teach her a lesson after she committed adultery at least once. He is considered a patron god of [[Dorf]]s and [[Neckbeard]]s by /tg/.
* '''[[Hermes]]''' : Herald of the Olympians and god of boundaries, shepherds, flocks, messengers, merchants, travellers, [[Wut|thieves]], other heralds and orators. Busy god, indeed. Among his siblings, he's the fastest. So fast in fact that he's always given the most jobs by Zeus. Yeah, even in Antiquity, the Greeks knew speedsters were busted. For some strange reasons, he was also reverred as a fertility and cthonic god.
* '''[[Poseidon]]''' : God of the Seas and Storms, but his portfolio also curiously contains horses as well, which is why he has his own chariot carried by Hippocampuses, horses with the back halves of their bodies being those of fish. Wields a magical Trident which allows him to control the tides. While he hadn't stirred up as much controversy over what he's banged, he's also managed to create his own harem and array of bastard children and monsters.