Editing Necron (section)

==Reasons to NOT be a Necron==
* You have no soul. <s>("that is why i have no fear")</s> {{BLAM|quoting bad movies is HERESY}}
* You're not Grimdark Machine Death March of Doom anymore.
** Well, maybe you are, depending on what Phaeron you serve. The Silent King's wimpy "let's all turn back into squishy mortals" whining only affects about half the Necrons.
* You will be highly hated due to the amount of cheese in your units. Though this does [[Grey Knights|have]] [[Eldar|an]] [[Tau|allure]] of its own.
* [[Matt Ward|The Unholy Beast]] has handled your race with his touch. Although to your credit, the fluff isn't [[Grey Knights|Ward Knights]]-tier terrible. At least we got Pokémon out of the deal. Right, guys? ... Guys?
* You cannot differentiate the men from the women, so you will accept the risks.
** Unless you want to bang your leaders. [[Kor Phaeron|Phaeron]] is the title for male Necrons, Phaerakh is the title for female Necrons.
*Thanks to [[Matt Ward|The Great Beast]] you can't be friends with Thomas Macabee anymore.
* If you're an Oldcrons fan, you're never quite going to get the army you want because the C'tan have been glorified Pokémon for two whole editions and there's no signs of going back to the old fluff ([[Your Dudes|Though that's not to say there aren't any, and Skynet-style Necrons still canonically exist as well, so there's hope.]])
* You have no penis <strike>/vagina</strike>- Lets be honest, if you're on this page you almost certainly don't have a vagina. At least until [[Slaanesh]] finds you.
* You may, at any moment and with no reason or warning whatsoever, be struck by a panic attack as your not-there organic brain suddenly realizes that you have no skin to feel, no stomach, no tongue, no oxygen and make you desperately panic.