Editing Halfling (section)

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You might be thinking that there's no way that halflings can be seen in a sexual light. After all, they're just miniature humans; nothing about that says [[monstergirls]], right? Wrong. That stature alone qualifies halflings for sexiness in the eyes of MG fans, whether they take the "legal [[loli|CP]]" perspective or the [[shortstack]] perspective.

And, for once, it's not entirely unjustified. Halflings have been bonking [[dwarves]] (and, it's implied, [[gnome]]s) since the days of [[Dungeons & Dragons]], and the Tallfellow halfling race has always been described as "suspiciously" elven, to the point that many fans assume they're the halfling equivalent of [[Half-Elf|half-elves]]. And then there's a certain story in "Races of Destiny" which goes something like this:

"There once was a very beautiful halfling maiden, who attracted the love of both a dwarf and an elf. However, she was vain, greedy and a big slut, so she demanded that if they would have her, they'd have to share her. Her beaus reluctantly agreed, and for this crime of having two husbands, the gods cursed her. When she became pregnant, she gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl who were clearly a mix of all three races. Ashamed and horrified, her husbands divorced her and went back to their own lands. Outcast and alone, the halfling abandoned her children, who grew up and, not knowing any better, married each other. And that's where [[human]]s came from."

Furthermore, halflings have a very strong association with large families; whilst of course D&D is never explicit about these things, halflings have always been obliquely noted as possessing large, sprawling families, which fits in with their [[hobbit]] origins. And, since halflings don't find their babies under cabbages, that implies that they're getting up to a ''lot'' of shagging in private; back in [[Advanced Dungeons & Dragons]], it was noted that a single halfling home might house up to 25 halflings in it, although that is partially due to their longevity (averaging between 150 to 250 years, depending on the subspecies) and their propensity for multiple generations to share the same household.

So, we have a race where the females look, depending on your interpretation, like either  [[loli|"adorable little girls" despite being ready, older and willing to shag]] or [[shortstack|curvy women scaled down to easily handled size]], and which is canonically known both for getting it on with other species and for liking sex as much as you can in an officially G-rated game. So, saying that humans and halflings have the occasional hook-up really does make a lot of sense - especially given just how human they are in terms of nature, abilities and desires. Really, what's not to love about a cute, pint-sized housewife who considers it a matter of pride to make sure every meal is delicious and the kids are brought up well?

No quarterlings have been printed yet.

For the record, the unquestioned gold standard in halfling porn is [https://buttsmithy.com/archives/comic/p1 the webcomic "Alfie" by InCase, found here.]