Editing Alice (section)

==Who?==

For the uninitiated, Alice Albernathy is a protagonist in the in-name-only ''[[Resident Evil]]'' movies. She is patient zero of the [[Mary Sue]] label (not the first example, but being the worst offender); the Mary Sue by which all other Mary Sues must be judged. She is completely invincible, exceedingly effective, and the entire purpose all other characters in the movies serve is to die horribly or reinforce how awesome Alice is. Or both. Even if the characters in question were main characters from the books and games. [[Powergamer|She can kill you with mind bullets. Or regular ones]].

The protagonists of [[Maradonia Saga]] and Bella Swan of [[Twilight]] have nothing - and I mean ''nothing'' on Alice. [[Kaldor Draigo]] and Rey Skywalker are less of a fucking stretch than Alice. [[Chris-Chan]]'s [[FAIL|CWCVille-centered]] ''Sonichu'' fantasies are ''roughly'' the same level of ridiculous as Alice but is thankfully less widespread.  She was solely included in the movies because Mila Jovovich, the actress who plays her, wound up marrying the director, Paul Anderson, who has done nothing but turn his wife's character (with her encouragement (i.e. sleeping with him)) into the equivalent of a horrifically-bad fanfiction... If the writer was able to spend millions on his deranged [[/d/|waifu]] insert and given carte blanche to [[Matt Ward|completely destroy the source material in the process]]. Nepotism at it’s finest.