Editing Arena of Death (section)

== Characters ==

'''MATT MCSHITTKICKER'''

WHEN YOU TALKING ABOUT MATT YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO USE UPPERCASE AND A LOT OF ''!!!!!'', BECAUSE HE IS DAMN [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Angry_Marines ANGRY MARINE] AND OF COURSE HE IS ALWAYS ANGRY! HE DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS PAIN SINCE HE WAS INJURED AS A CHILD, AND DEPEND UPON IT - HE THINKS HERESY IS FOR FAGGOTS!DURING THE STORY MATT FALLS IN LOVE WITH SISTER RITA AND IT'S ABSOLUTELY CANON CAUSE AS I SAID HE IS ''ANGRY MARINE''. 


'''Rita Marvella'''

A [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Sisters_of_Battle Sister] from a Our Martyred Lady Order. Typical ''nun-with-gun'', her heart is full of love of the Emprah and she knows no doubt. The only one survivor of expedition on Megiddo Secundus, a toxic death world where Sisters were defeated by  Genestealers. After failure of her comrades Rita needed to learn how to survive in the jungles of Megiddo. After years Dark Eldar found her and she was taken to the Commoragh to become a gladiator. 


'''Sir Riordan Faithbane'''
 
Fencer, poet, paragon of honour and valorous knight from Cheruvia, a planet placed outside of Imperial space. People of Cheruvia were divided into a lot of tribes or kingdoms and it looked like a world from a celtic mythology. They forgot technology of the past and only remaining heritage was an Imperial Knight belonging to House Faithbane. Cheruvians fought with Orks and Chaos-influenced people from their own planet, called "Wytchfolk". leaders of Wytchfolk were powerful warlocks, countered by cheruvian Druids. Riordan was a second son of lord Artair, trained in fencing, literature, strategy, music and all the stuff important for a knight of Cheruvia. Noblebright guy prepared to lead his father or older brother's warriors into battle or helping leader of a house in other cases. Riordan's life changed after his mother betrayal - she became a Slaaneshi cultist, murdered lord Artair and stole the Faithbane's throne. She jailed Riordan and started to changing Cheruvia - period of wars, uprisings and chaos began. It was stopped by Rogue Traders that discovered Cheruvia. Riordan was freed by them and became personal bodyguard of captain Edgard White. Traders showed him greatness of Imperium of Man, as well as cruelity ruling the Galaxy. 


'''Feleanor Morronkin'''

Particularly fierce Exarch of the Warp Spiders hailing from Biel-Tan Craftworld. A guy not to be trifled with AKA deadly unnerved cold killing machine (though he ultimately managed to have a chit-chat with some of the Mon-keighs once or twice). The Flayed Skull catch an eye on this one after the bastard slaughtered nearly half a hundred of their Warriors in climax battle for unnamed Maiden World. Bro with a fellow gladiator-Warlock Faevyn.


'''Faevyn'''

Suprisingly kind (for an Eldar), though somewhat secretive one - Faevyn was a Warlock of the Biel-Tan Swordwind until one battle with the Nids' when he lost a mind-link with the rest of his Council and awoken deep in the dungeones of Flayed Skull Kabal, left to fight for his freedom and desperate to reunite with his kin. And Khaine, oh Khaine he did. Last of the space elves to drop out of the race in semi-finals, he faced a slaaneshi champion, primaris psyker and - with a heavy heart - put sir Faithbane out of his ravaged mind's misery. Outside of the arena he appreciated camaraderie of other gladiators, helped banishing a daemon out of a possessed sergeant Sanderson and even displaying a sense of humor.


'''Ovan Skrindis'''

Ex-PDF heavy suppression trooper and notorious sickfuck reaching new levels of sickfuckery. Tough fucker anyway. Survived a duel with daemonic weapon armed Berzerker, brawled an Ork Nob to death and managed to wound badly Bahadur in semi-finals before dying with a final sickfuck laughter. His sickfuckery proved so exeptional that he befriended greatest Dark Eldar gambler - Sybarite Alarion who much later went on to become infamous Archon Alarion Agh'Ainar from Greedy Skull Kabal.


'''Cockrippa'''

Ork Nob of immense size, brutality and densely destructive personality. He is typical ork and he likes... you got it already, didn't you?


'''Bahadur'''

The single most devouted (save his Primarch) and GRIMDARK fucking Word Bearer Berzerker. Whopping loyalist asses like he's reading some breakfast newspaper. Hard as nails in his skull both on the field of battle and in principial discussion. An epitome of Long War veterans, looking with burning disregard on mindless Chaos pawns and vainglorious loyalists alike. His martial prowess, fury and unrelating, fiery beliefs made him undisputed master of the arena nad ultimate winner who became a damn DAEMON PRINCE and plunged into the Warp with most darkly epic laughter just before Dark Eldar could gift him with annother "reward" they had in mind for the triumphator. Should raise a Black Crusade on his own you say? You bet, he's already like doing it.


'''Ratzer Pathseeker'''

Renegade primaris psyker who had romance with female inquisitor and served for a short time under Tau. Victim of anal rape with electrocuted dildo by furious Dark Eldar after he teleported a krak grenade directly into Archon's porn-locket. Quite a merry lad to everyone except sister Rita with whom he had that "no-longer-blindly-loyalist" buissness and corporal Dick 'Fucking' Davies who regarded him as a warp fiend and mutant (which perhaps was the reason why he got his ass sucked into the raw Immaterium after pissing Ratzer in a duel).


'''Haron'''

Imperial assassin trained on to become Eversor. Certainly had a knack for his job as he ~loved~ ~loathed~ ~cherished~ ~hated~ ...well he had a shitload of feelings for killing things depending on a current mood. Used to cry and laugh at the same time while being chopped to the heap of offals by sir Faithbane's power sabre. Oh, he didn't mind it. Twas' absolutely OK. Because who needs a sanity to keep having fun?   


'''Alberich Rott'''

Most autistic space marine that ever to reach a Sanguinary Guard rank. Constantly stalked by crawling lack of inclination and grammar (SHuuld I look intoo thiz heretical book-thing?). Good thing he died.


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