Editing Assholetep (section)

== How Others See Him ==

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I'm cleaning my necroteslagaussflayergun he comes in and is all "heh, still not as big as mine" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

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Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I'm unfolding my Tesseract Labyrinth he comes in and is all "Funny how you can get into a toy, but not into a Necrontyr babe's pants" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

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Assholetep is such an asshole. Everytime I'm playing cards, he burns down several orphanages beats me savagely and forces me to watch an eternity of horrible rap music videos. What an asshole.

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[[Silent King]] here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. Each time We are busy being kingly silent, he shows up and goes, "Eh Your Majesty, do you know what ?" And then, after We asked "[[Wat]]", he winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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[[Trazyn the Infinite]] here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I'm recovering relics from a fallen Tomb World he comes in and is all "heh, last night I recovered your mom" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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[[Shadowsun|Shadowsun]] here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I'm killing aliens for the Greater Good, he's all like "Heh. You know what they say about girls who like big guns," and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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[[Space Marine]] here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I'm purging the heretics and a battle brother dies and is all ''Hey, don't worry, he can get back u- Oh wait'' and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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Orikan the Diviner here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time the Stars are Right he comes in and is all "heh, took a Viagra huh?" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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[[Sanguinor]], Exemplar of the [[Blood Angels|Host]] here; 

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I'm cleansing the [[xenos]] he comes in and is all ''You know what they say about men with big swords'' and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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[[Tau]] water caste ambassador here

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I try to tell him about joining the greater good, he pretends to be interested, wastes my time for an hour then says "The greater good? The greater shit more like" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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[[Dark Eldar]] Incubi here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I threaten to rape and maim him hes all ''Not if i rape you first, tinydick"'' and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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[[Eldar|Fire Dragon]] Exarch here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I go to polish my Fire Pike he comes in and is all ''"Compensating for something?"'' and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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Chapter Master Gabriel Seth here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I'm tearing a new one on some xenos he comes in and is all ''"At least my Lord's not a cripple"'' and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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[[The Wonderful Misadventures of: Inquisitor Fob and the Classy Marines|Classy Marine]] here;

Assholetep is such a bunghole. Every time I am subduing heretics like a gentleman, he proclaims, "Hey, gramps, the 1920's called. They want their clothing back ." And then he winks and guffaws through the entirety of the stasis chamber.

What a twat.

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Brothar Captaen [[Indrick Boreale]] here,

Asslholetep is shuch an asslhole. Evry tim I'm dropping somme [[Steel Rain|Stehl Rehn]] he cumes in and is all "Brothar Captein Tay Zonday did it betta," and wonks and laughs all teh wey down teh stashis chamba.

Whatt an asslhole.

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[[Draigo]] here.

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I'm leaving the warp, he comes up behind me and says 'you know what they say about burly men who dedicate all their deeds and greatest triumphs to other burly men,' and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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[[Vindicare|Ork Sniper]] here. 

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I'm aiming at renegades as my Lady Inquisitor mistress ordered me, he comes up behind me and says 'you know what they say when a man is shooting his load while furtively looking at burly muscle men in action,' and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. 

What an asshole. 

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[[Cato Sicarius]] here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I'm cleaning my many medals and awards, he comes up to me and says "You forgot your medal for Pederasty," and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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Gregor [[Eisenhorn]] here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I'm binding Cherubael again, he comes up to me and says "You know when a guy binds another guy" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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[[Space Wolf]] Long Fang here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I'm combing my beard, he comes up and is all "Must be hard to get cum out of a white beard huh?" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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[[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]] here;

Adsholetep iz such an asshole. I led da greatest Waaaagh! dat da galaxy ever seen, an' he comes up an' is all "Iz ya secure in yer manhood, getting kicked off Armo-Geddun just like dat by a squishy old humie wiv a looted powerklaw an' a nice hat?" an' winks an' laughs all da way down iz hole ta nowhere. 

wot an asshole.

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Illuminor Szeas here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I am busy searching for Eldars to kidnap to do experiments to find the secret of the soul with back on Zantragora, he appears out of nowhere and says "You know what they say about men who kidnap women to experiment on" and winks and laughs all the way down the status chamber.

What an asshole.

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[[Typhus]] here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. When I tried to grant him the gifts of Nurgle (murder him horribly with a disease of my own design), he says "That may have worked... if I wasn't immortal!" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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Mortarion here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I am destroying carrion-worshipping space marines he comes up and is all "ughh you disgusting moth leper!" And sprays bleach at me

What an asshole

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Dark Angels Veteran here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. Everytime I'm putting on my robes, he comes up and is all "Did they repeal Don't Ask Don't Tell yet?" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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Inquisitor Lord Coteaz here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. Everytime I'm issuing orders to the Jokaero, he comes up and is all "ya know, Bananas are extinct hehe" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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Necron Overlord here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. I woke up after 64 million years of slumber, and was about to take a spin in my Catacomb Command Barge, when I found out that Assholetep had modified it so that the flying base is going to break like every goddamn day.

What an asshole.

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Lord Sorcerer Varshask of the Scourged here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. This one time I was getting ready to open a warp rift and then he shows up and goes "So you doing this, is that the warp equivalent of Goatse.cx?" And then he winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber, at which point the Lord of Change we summoned yells "JUST AS PLANNED" and the thing fucking explodes.

We never found a body, though, and you just know he's going to show up in like 4 other subsectors across 15 different timezones. Thanks a fucking bunch, Tzeentch.

Both fucking assholes.

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[[Trazyn the Infinite]] here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. I was polishing and rearranging my relics when he shows up and goes "Hey Trazyn, you sure know how to preserve your relics. I hear you even have your own virginity locked up!" And then he winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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[[Angry Marine]] here;

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Norn Queen here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. I was backing up into a more comfortable spot to give birth when he shows up and goes, "BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!" After which he tosses a tub of Ben and Jerry's at me. *Sniff* And then he winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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Abbadon the Despoiler here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. I was preparing to go on my 14th black crusade and he shows up and goes, "going on another black crusade? better get arm insurance!" And then he winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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[[Creed]] here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. Each time I'm smoking my big black (brown) cigar to show off my contempt to the Black Legion, he shows up and goes, "Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar - Sigmund Freud" And then he winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLEtep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[[Salamanders|Vulkan He'stan]] here;

Assholetep is such an asshole.  Whenever I'm smiting the Empra's foes with my bolter he comes up and says "Why aren't you holding that sideways?" then winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

Assholetep is such an asshole. Each time I'm dressing like a catty gay hipster for a costume party on Halloween where like 3 other gay men dressed as the same obscure superhero that you never heard of, he shows up and goes, "You know when their is an easily insulted catty gay hipster at a costume party on Halloween where like 3 other gay men dressed as the same obscure superhero that you never heard of," and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. I'm not insulted. 

What an asshole.  

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[[Eldrad]] Ulthran here;

"Assholetep is a great guy. You know, for a Necrontyr. You'd like him. I already invited him to that party you're throwing, so be grateful."

What a dick.

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[[Anrakyr the Traveller]] here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time Im fighting tyranid fleets he comes up and says "Whats the matter? Could'nt find any Blood Angels to help you?" then winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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[[Chaos Spawn]] here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time im being wrangled he comes up and says "Hows being a Daemon Prince working out for you?" then winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole.

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[[Trazyn the Infinite]] here;

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I’m reapplying for citizenship of Mandragora he comes up and says "You know what they say about men who get banned from places after yanking at another man’s staff." then winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an asshole. 

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Assholetep here;

I'm such an asshole. Everyday I go and annoy someone in the galaxy, and everytime I wink and then laugh all the way down the stasis chamber.

Good times.

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[[Asdrubael Vect]] here;

Assholetep is hilarious.  I kid you not, he turned himself into a pickle and called himself Pickleassholetep.  Funniest shit I've ever seen.