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==The Party==
Throughout our adventures there were always at least five of us, and usually six. These are:

*'''Angus''' - An orc from Dundee. Originally a greengrocer but also horrendously proficient with the flamethrower he carries. The flamethrower doubles as a thermic lance.
*'''The bard''' - A human, wears a kilt, plays the bagpipes. Occasionally has great ideas. The DM uses his own taste in music for what the bard actually plays (so usually classic rock or country & western).
*'''Cruella''' - Essentially a Dark Eldar wych wearing more clothes. She is vicious and stealthy. Armed with two daggers and a sword that she talks to. Played by Aldous' PC's then (and now again) GF. The latter fact occasionally becomes relevant which is why it is mention it.
*'''The wizard''' - Not actually magic but can command metal (iron) and summon various sharp or pointy things. Including chainsaws.
*'''The Navvie''' (also called Burt) - A very large human with a hammer. He hits things with it.
*[[File:A_B_Findus_the_III.jpg|thumb|right|100px|Aldous with Purple Penguin]]'''Aldous''' - The character of the one telling the story. A dwarven knight. Wears full plate. Carries twin revolvers and a gatling shotgun. Smokes a pipe.
*'''The purple penguin''' - Moral compass and possible DM PC.