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==Choices of equipment== *Badass longcoat, badass sash and even more badass peaked cap that takes design cues from both the Germans and Russians. *Mars-Pattern ceramite balls *[[Flak Armour]]- Standard guardsman issue Commissar armoured underwear. *[[Carapace Armor]] & Refractor field- A better armour and a force field for genre-savvy Lord Commissar. *Camo-cloak. Serves to hide said badass garments and get less fire from the enemy and guardsmen. *Special Mask for a Lord that weeps tears of blood near traitors! Oh and scares people. Also gives a force field. *(Other) Special Mask for Commissars lucky enough to get the Death Korps of Krieg (easiest gig in the guard cuz Kriegers commissar themselves) -Alternatively may result in getting {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}}ed by a Krieger for cowardice. *[[Basic Close Combat Weapons#Sword|Saber]]- Often carried to swing towards enemies while riding a Leman Russ tank so that he could drive closer and hit enemies with his sword. **[[Chainsword]]- For a sword that's actually useful more often than not. **[[Power sword|Power sword]] or [[Power Axe|power axe]]- For slaying armoured enemies and hassle-free decapitations. **[[Powerfist]]- For punching through enemy [[METAL_BOXES|Metal Bawkses]]. **[[Chain Weapon#Axe-Rake|Axe-Rake]]- If you're a Commissar from Vervun Hive City, this is your standard choppy weapon. Very versatile for all sorts of things. *[[Laspistol]]- Clean, precise, and efficient working tool of the Commissar that doesn't waste ammunition. Less satisfying to execute people with though. The Imperial Infantryman’s Uplifting Primer recommend it however as the laser beam will cauterize the wound it makes, keeping your uniform spring clean despite your executions. This is noted to be the favored pistol of choice for the vast majority of commissar's featured in the Dawn of War series. *[[Bolt Pistol]]- Produces very satisfying {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}}ming sound that raises self-esteem of the worthless ponce hold-{{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}}, can also get through standard issue Imperial flak armor if you need to blam someone in the chest on the battle field. *[[Imperial Boltgun]]- Good for shooting underarmoured enemies and your entire squad if you suspect them all of {{BLAM|HERESY}}. *[[Plasma Pistol|Plasma pistol]]- Good for shooting armoured enemies dead, and executing cowardly tanks. Bad for summary executions since it's poor form for it to over heat when trying to "inspire" your squad. Notably a better choice in fluff than on the table top since as an officer a Commissar could better take care of such an ornery and delicate piece of equipment thus preventing overheats, excepting cases of over use. So it's not a tool to blam a squad with, but if you need to do just one it rivals a bolt pistol for impact. *[[Bale Eye|Baleful Eye]]- [[Commissar Yarrick|Lasgun built in the eye socket to kill Orks with a glare]]. *Grenades & bombs. *Titanium balls. *Two pairs of balls, (see above)
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