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===The Civil War=== Some time ago, in 443.M40, Krieg was a pretty sweet planet to live on, until the heretical dickwad of a Planetary Governor (and most of the ruling elite) decided that the Tithe was wack and voted to detach from the [[Imperium]]. Needless to say the loyal citizens wouldn't let the rebel scum get away with that and a bloody civil war broke out. The loyalists were severely outnumbered, and only managed to seize control of a single hive called Ferrograd (ferro is Italian for iron and grad is old Slavic for town - GW being subtle), due to the fact that a loyal Krieg Imperial Guard regiment under the command of a Colonel Jurten was there, waiting to depart. After Jurten and his boys secured the hive and asked for orders, the Sector government told him to hold the planet at all costs and that no help would be coming. While getting some turnips out of the basement Jurten tripped over some nukes and decided to even the odds by blowing the world back to the Stone Age. Afterwards, after just 500 years of continual terrible war in around 943.M40, the loyalists managed to drag Krieg back into the paralysed lap of the Emperor. When the [[Administratum]] came with a task force, they annoyedly gave Krieg a year to train up a regiment as a start to paying back the 500 year back log. To their shock, the planet had vast manufactora developed beneath the surface constantly churning out military equipment and supplies and ten whole regiments were waiting deployment and demanding the worst available warzones. Needless to say, the government was pleased and Krieg has been the unofficial favorite child of military bureaucracy since then. Today the citizens of Krieg celebrate the day their hero Colonel Jurten destroyed their planet's ecosystem on "Jurten Day", when everybody digs out entrenchments and practices NBC weapons drills, just like every other day, though everyone gets one crumbly chocolate chip cookie.
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