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===Active Duty=== No regiment, no matter how loyal or astounding, can get anywhere without men and women to grease the wheels and fill the body bags. This section describes those who have yet to meet their obligation of dying for the Emperor. *'''Magos Gelt''' The totally non heretek from the Cyclothrathe daemon forge world. Has been exposing Mur to as much Tzeentchian stuff as he can get his hands on as part of a science experiment. Has a seemingly endless supply of Tachyon arrows. Was once an interrogator under Inquisitor Quixos. Still has the =][= symbol even if its no longer valid, because no one ever checks. {| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5" align="left" ! '''Name:'''|| Pts || M || WS || BS || S || T || W || A || Ld || Sv |- | '''Magos Gelt:''' || 70 || 6" || 3+ || 2+ || 4 || 4 || 5 || 3 || 8 || 3+ |- |}<br><br><br><br> *'''Company Sergeant Major van Kleez''' Vox operator for the Commissar's unit, Van Kleez was assigned to the regiment after being 'promoted' from his posting on Armageddon with the Savlar Chem-Dogs. He's long since stopped trying to understand what various heretical, chaotic and/or xenos bullshit is going on within the unit, and spends a large proportion of his time off his tits on whatever substances happen to be to hand. He's never seen without his bulky respirator, which is dotted with a number of ports and intakes to better allow him to consume various chemicals. He was recently awarded the Eagle Ordinary, which he probably didn't deserve. Due to a strange twist of fate, he is one of the finest non-Astartes swordsmen in the Imperium, following private tuition from a certain Primarch. {| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5" align="left" ! '''Name:'''|| Pts || M || WS || BS || S || T || W || A || Ld || Sv |- | '''Company Sergeant Major van Kleez''' || 18 || 6" || 2+ || 4+ || 3|| 4 || 1 || 2 || 7 || 5+ |- |}<br><br><br><br> {| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5" align="left" ! '''Weapon''' || Range || Type || S || AP || D || Abilities |- | '''Hot-shot Laspistol''' || 12" || Pistol 1 || 3 || -2 || 1 || N/A |- | '''Vox-caster''' || If a friendly '''Officer''' is within 3" of Van Kleez when using their Voice of Command ability, you may extend the range of the order to 18" if the target unit also contains a vox-caster. |- | '''Stolen Ice Pick''' || Melee || Melee || User || -3 || 1 || N/A |- |}<br><br><br><br><br><br><br> *'''Viktor Morvos''' An adept of the Adeptus Administratum, he was accidentally shipped into the hangar of the Eagle's Fury instead of the war torn hive world he was needed at. Within 5 minutes, he had been drugged by an infiltrator, and within 6 hours he had been subjected to a beating that would make the most jaded of prison shankers cringe, resulting in 90% of his body being replaced with cybernetics. Off to a good start already. Awarded the Eagle Ordinary for not being that much of a bitch and the Medallion Crimson for getting the everloving fuck beaten out of him. Might be a mafioso now, and potentially the source of all those funny bottles of stuff that make you trip balls. Recently became gold plated when a tank full of unlicensed cripples knocked over a vat of molten gold. {| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5" align="left" ! '''Name''':|| Pts || M || WS || BS || S || T || W || A || Ld || Sv |- | '''Viktor Morvos''' || 10|| 6" || 2+ || 2+ || 4|| 4 || 2 || 2 || 6 || 4+ |}<br><br><br><br> {| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5" align="left" ! '''Weapon''' || Range || Type || S || AP || D || Abilities |- | '''Sharpened Letter Opener''' || Melee || Melee || User || -3 || 1 || N/A |- | '''Ornate Laspistol''' || 18" || Pistol 1 || 3 || -2 || 1 || N/A |- |'''Snubnose Revolver''' || 12" || Pistol 1 || 3 || -2 || 1 || N/A |- | |}<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br> *'''Priest Michael''' A loyal priest of the regiment, Michael leads the regiment to adventure and greatness under the watchful eye of the emperor! He has an obsession with sticking absurd amounts of purity seals on everything he deems heretical and is largely responsible to rooting out chaotic taint. Michael now has 4 eviscerators and is also swole <br><br><br><br> *'''Barrington Von Gladstone''' A praetorian who was retired after his service, but decided to return as life after military service was boring to him, so he decided to join the Unknown regiment. A friendly, upbeat and optimistic sort of man who enjoys the "Thrill of the hunt". So far his greatest achievment in the regiment was taking out three traitor terminators and taking their heads before Michael would attempt to steal the trophies and making copies for fireplace...also pictures, but no worries, he gave of them to some unnamed techpriest. Recently got promoted to the rank of lieutenant...again *'''Fulgrim''' Papa Fulgrim is the last known operating loyalist primarch and he is one of the most incredible being to ever exist. Fulgrim is most noted for teaching Van Kleez how to properly use a sword, elevating him to become one of the greatest swordsmen in the entire galaxy. Keeps on calling him 'son', to his slight discomfort. *'''Jefferson''' An ex-pianist-turned grotesque by the dark eldar haemonculi named Renfar. Joined the regiment when they went to a mission ot get some fuel from the station(They failed)as he was stuck there in a cage as a sort of joke. Dreams of once again pursuing his career and becoming a galaxy-renowned pianist. Joined the regiment officialy as an Ogryn Bone'ed. Recently found a piano and is starting to practice again. Recently got a new "cleaver"(Necron Hyperphase Sword. Recently got a heavy bolter and a modified, black penitent engine, which can support his weight, has frontal armour and doesn't cause suffering *'''Joannes Valern''' A mysterious Leper with a giant broken sword and a slightly miserable or maybe edgy look on life. He's basically a Leper from darkest dungeon rip off. Recently gained a squad of sickly conscripts armed with sticks who are about as depressing as he is. He now commands a Macharius Vanquisher, with a crew of fellow cripples [[File: Magos Luciena Valance.jpg|120px|thumb|Right|Don't let the picture fool you, This bitch has the female equivalent of a hard-on when it comes to launching Deathstrikes at her allies]] *'''Magos Dominus Luciena Valance''' <strike>A 25 year old Magos Dominus of the Cult Mechanicus. Luciena is an expert when it comes to repairing and maintaining mechanical machinery of all kinds due to her upbringing as the child prodigy of two Tech-priests. Unfortunately for her, while stationed aboard an Exploritor ship, she began an unsanctioned upgrading to many of the ship's various systems in an effort further improve upon them. Rather than wasting the energy in killing her, they instead dropped her off at the nearest planet. Hoping that whatever wildlife was there would kill her for them. Sadly, this was done a mere twenty minutes and eighteen point seven-two seconds before a crusade fleet arrived under orders from Ultima Segmentum Command to rid the planet of its Xeno presence. With nowhere left to go, Luciena has made the foolish mistake of joining up with Penal regiment Theta Gamma as one of its Tech-Priest Engineers.</strike> These days she stays at the back line looking for excuses to launch Nukes near her fellow soldiers, Seductively washing Ordinance to show her fleshy bits and shutting people out then complaining when people get pissed at her for basically firing a votex bomb a few meters away from them instead of noticing said fleshy bits. <strike>She's probably just really lonely</strike> *'''Sargeant Han'zo''' <strike>I don't actually know jack shit about him</strike> Apperantly he's a Tau infiltrator.
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