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==Daily rituals of the Flesh Eaters== *04:00 - Reveille: The Flesh Eaters are roused from their meat hooks to start the day, it should also be noted the flesh eaters quarters are notably cold for some reason. *04:10 - Grooming: The Flesh Eaters take the time to comb their hair and brush their teeth. Special attention is given to flossing, getting any bits of bone or meat which may be still stuck in their teeth from yesterday's combat manoeuvres. *04:30 - Morning Meal: A light meal is prepared by the chapter serfs for the flesh eaters, this could include, sausages, pork, steak, ham, chicken, squigs, gretchins, and the chapter serfs. *05:00 - Morning Prayer: The Flesh Eaters pray to the Emperor for enemies to eat, and for their Primarch to give them guidance. These prayers usually involve requests for dipping sauces. *06:00 - Morning Firing Rituals: The Flesh Eaters prepare their next set of meals. *06:30 - Battle Practice: The Flesh Eaters practice with their ritual weapons against captured heretics, orks, drukhari and tyranids. The ritual weapons bear a suspicious resemblance to meat cleaves, knifes, forks, and lobster crackers. *08:00 - Meal Break: The Chapter serfs prepare a delicious meal from whatever the Flesh Eaters have killed this morning. *10:00 - Tactical Indoctrination: The Flesh Eaters prepare their skills in locating the prime rib, sirloin, and tenderloin of whatever they happen to be killing this week. *12:00 - Midday meal: The Flesh Eaters enjoy a delicious midday meal. *13:00 - Grocery Run: The Flesh Eaters dip out for snacks. *14:00 - Ritual Communion: The Chapter convenes in the reclusiarum to ritually "commune" with their primarch. This practice usually involves eating Ork parts, and attempting to not trip balls in the process. *15:00 - Deep Strike Training - The Flesh Eaters will practice their maneovers using jump packs and close combat. *16:00 - Evening Firing Rituals. the Flesh Eaters will gather to practice their night firing manoeuvres. *17:20 - Meat Break: The Flesh Eaters enjoy a light snack of roughly half a cow. *18:00 - Evening Meal: A Feast is prepared from whatever remains of their earlier firing rituals. *19:30 - Evening prayer: The Chapter gives thanks to the Emperor for their bountiful meals and the abundance of dipping sauce recieved today *21:30 - Free Time: The Flesh Eaters attempt to think of new jokes about eating meat or cannibalism, before deciding to watch reruns of the ancient Terran cooking show, "Kitchen Nightmares". *23:00 - The Flesh Eaters impale themselves on their meat hooks for a good night's sleep.
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