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=== Mekboy Gargant === [[File:MekboyGargant.jpg|250px|right|thumb|A Mekboy Gargant. Subtlety? I never understood that meaning...]] The super-superheavy Ork artillery unit. Big Meks who build their own Gargants, instead of being contracted by other Warbosses, tend to make better, flashier ones for themselves. They rig experimental weaponry and shielding to the frame, and send it into battle wired up and filled to the brim with bits and gubbins. Similar to a [[Mek's Stompa]] only bigger, the Mekboy Gargant is constructed by a very powerful Big Mek and is always a sign of prestige and pride upon its completion. The Mekboy Gargant is invariably a more shooty type of Gargant than most, relying on massive volumes of [[Dakka]], immensely destructive energy weapons, towering force fields, or other similar techno-shenanigans in order to face opposing Titans. Typically helmed by the Big Mek who designed and constructed it, these metal monsters play double-duty, being equal parts war machine and experimental test-bed for the Mekaniak in question. These gargants are armed with all manner of "kustomized" guns and weaponry: massive and randomly potent [[Zzap Kannon]]s, auto-loading high-explosive [[Killkannon]]s, [[Lifta-Droppa]] tractor beams for throwing enemy tanks at enemy Titans, unstable [[Grot Bomms|grot-guided plasma-rokkits]], experimental double-ended [[Bubblechukka]]s, and all kinds of other crazy junk. It is the ultimate weapon testing platform. Where most Gargants have an arm filled with loads of guns and an arm with a fuckhuge close combat weapon, some Mekboy Gargants go so far as to <s>[[meme|do to look more like]]</s> replace their close combat weapon with another gun arm, to maximize dakka and mount yet more untested weaponry. Although this may draw the mockery of more traditional Warbosses who chafe at the idea of having a non-choppy Gargant in their ranks, most Big Meks who manage to build one of these don't much care what anyone else thinks of them, since they could just blow them up. *'''Height:''' 15-20m *'''Length:''' 10-16m *'''Crew:''' 70 crew; approx *'''Weight:''' 1-1.2 kilotonnes; approx
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