Editing Hunter: The Parenting (section)

===The Group===
[[File:Big_D.png|128px|left|thumb|As fabulous as he should be!]]
* '''[[Emperor of Mankind|Big-D]]:''' The group’s leader and a father of dubious competence, offering vital information only after it is needed. Claims that he and his family once killed a [[Methuselah]], and he fully believes that he can 1v1 [[Caine]] himself. Despite this, he's been knocked out twice by much weaker vampires, so take that with a grain of salt. Consistently high on a variety of mind-altering drugs as a defense against getting bitten (or so he’d like you to believe - most likely to protect himself from a mental breakdown from what he's been through).  His ability to express emotions with his face and the tone of his voice makes him appear truly unhinged, especially when he goes on non-sequitur rants, like his obsession with the plight of orangutans. He also seems to be a complete scatterbrain - something suspicious and supernatural at the 99p store is deemed a "distraction" to proving Kevin wrong about being able to buy a blender for 99p. Despite all this, he can still be quite charismatic and persuasive, and has moments of lucidity and a tight bond with his family. Big D has many children besides Marckus and Door; his favorite child is a horse named [[Horus|Horse]]. Big-D is extremely knowledgeable on the supernatural in general, and the Masquerade in particular, but is smart enough to know that divulging too much information too carelessly could result in the family getting a blood hunt on their heads; yet at the same time, his secrecy resulted in [[Horus Heresy|Marckus allowing the vampires to diablerize each other and break out of containment.]] Likewise, Big-D has worked alongside many supernatural organizations throughout the years, including the Arcanum, but has a tendency to "go rogue;" as such, the Arcanum has banned him and his family and destroyed his research, which was likely full of the same insane vague nonsense he tells his children to conceal the real info - including codeword terminology like "Sludge Lad."

:There are many theories as to who or what he really is. Life-fluent Mage, independent Ghoul, [[Changeling: The Dreaming|Changeling]], [[Demon: The Fallen|capital-D Demon]], perhaps even a [[Exalted| Solar Exalted]] or just a[[Progenitors| mad biologist from the technocracy]] that has experimented on [[Perpetual|himself]], his [[custodes|coworkers]], and his [[primarch|children]] in order to build an [[Void_Engineers|army]] of [[Space_Marine|supersoldiers]] in a rush to prep for [[Age_of_Strife|the end of the world]]. - all are possible given what the series has shown, but none are truly confirmed. What is for certain is that he's off his rocker, fond of archaic terminology & measurements (Why would you measure in [https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mina_(unit) Mina]!?), well-versed in things he cannot explain, and is more than what he lets on. Just don’t give him unsolicited advice. He hates it a lot. (VA: SpeakerD)
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[[File:Markus_HTP.png|128px|left|thumb|The big nerd with a love for books, with flowing red hair no less!]]
* '''[[Magnus the Red|Marckus]]:''' The nerd of the group who uses a stake jacket as his weapon -- or anything that isn't a gun. His daddy issues, penchant for experimenting with stuff he shouldn't, propensity to cause trouble, and overall red color scheme should seem familiar. When he’s not using his stake-jacket, is typically armed with a blowtorch. Marckus' interests include torturing Dr. Kleiner in GMod, and has an obsession with wargaming figurines. May have Mage potential, as a child of Big D, with evidence pointing towards Marckus unconsciously cursing Brok Blacklaw with extreme bad luck. Marckus may be the nerd of the group but he still tends to rush into situations without thinking them through, such as letting vampires diablerize each other, jumping out of a second story window, or ''very loudly'' ranting about vampires in the pub to his friends.

:Something's Wrong with Horse shows that he has a strong dislike of how Big-D hides things from the family, to say nothing about the "do it yourself" attitude of learning, something he has a heart to heart with Door about. There's also the thriftiness to a fault to consider, especially since Big-D indulges in what he wants, while the rest of the family has its struggles (Marckus himself is forced to use the taped together remains of the family's stilt's as a shoddy excuse for crutches). (VA: Zegram)
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[[File:Door.png|128px|left|thumb|Built like a door and with the creativity of one.]]
* '''[[Rogal Dorn|Door]]:'''   The strong, literal-minded man of the group who is obsessed with woodwork and uses a double-barreled shotgun as his preferred weapon. Needless to say, don’t mess with his son. Don't let his overall square appearance and personality, obsession with building, and facial hair fool you; this series portrays a more openly sadistic/overzealous man, as shown by his lack of reaction at forcing the vampires to drink each other, and his contempt towards Marckus and Kitten for feeling squeamish about it. Something's Wrong With Horse suggests he may have a personal reason to hate the vampire; alongside citing Big-D's insight as reason to make him "truly afraid."

:Door is extremely practical and well prepared to fight vampires, claiming that his experience as a 'miner' came in handy. Given the US Army EOD suit he wears in Ep. 3, it's unlikely he was referring to resource extraction. Door claims to hail from America, along with his son; as a result, he is extremely patriotic and unable to understand the 'British' language (an aversion shared by his father, but for more practical reasons). Unfortunately, his patriotism also gave way to a bit of arrogance, as his usage of American measurements allowed Pyotr to escape after double diablerizing his packmates. He also seems to believe Rammstein wrote the US National Anthem.  (VA: SuperAnchors)
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[[File:Kitten.png|128px|left|thumb|Still refusing to show his face to anyone.]]
* '''[[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|Kitten]]:''' Wielding what is essentially [[Power Weapon#Guardian Spear|a pole with a flintlock pistol and a stake attached to the end of it]], Kitten is the group’s ‘expert’ on the supernatural. Though Big D appears to know more about the workings of this world, Kitten is more knowledgeable about local legends and tales. Critically, he is willing to share what knowledge he has with others, including Big D himself, in a timely and concise manner. In doing so, he fills a time-honored role. Despite being cautious and somewhat reasonable, he is in a relationship with Marckus. Kitten is also something of a positive role model for Boy, a rarity in the family. Kitten is usually seen wearing an 'eared' hoodie and ski goggles, which, combined with some actual catlike traits, such as climbing out of a pitfall trap with ease and hissing like a cat, suggests that he's perhaps an unwitting Bastet kinfolk. 

:Apparently, his experiences with the supernatural or vampires predate his experiences with the family; as he encountered an individual disemboweling and consuming a fellow college student. He's also known to have three brothers and a sister; the brothers, at least, check out. (VA: ThunderPsyker)
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[[File:Boy.png|128px|left|thumb|Young and full of surprises]]
* '''[[Cute|Boy]]:''' Door’s son and the youngest of the group. Only here because Big-D wants to make a man out of him. Extremely afraid of the unknown, which is understandable considering the nature of the unknowns presented to him. Seems ripped from somewhere else. Boy is on an all-meat diet (with butter, coffee and eggmilk mixed in) and as a result has become "extremely powerful" and cured of "puberty disease" (suggesting that boy might be supernatural himself - garou perhaps?). Also a surprisingly skilled marksman. May or may not have mystical and prophetic capabilities if his encounter with "Uncle" Horse is any indication. (VA: Nostalgia)
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