Editing Kek Moon (section)

===Looting a moon===

As soon as he had fists, he set about punching the other surviving Orks into submission until he established himself as the unchallenged Warboss of his own new tribe. Now that he was in charge, it was only natural for him to start a new WAAAGH!!! and begin a campaign of conquest, but there was a problem with that. Kek Moon was so traumatised by his experience during the crash of the Space Hulk that he developed an extreme phobia of spaceflight. Although this obviously left him unable to personally lead an invasion, his mad genius quickly found an unorthodox solution. If he couldn't leave his planet, he would bring his planet to the warzone!

Under his guidance, his Boyz built several spaceships from the Space Hulk's wreckage and started raiding the Acheloian sector, looking for the fuel and machine parts their Warboss needed for his crazy project. They were especially interested in Rogue Trader ships, which their stripped of their engines and left drifting in the void. After several years of looting, Kek Moon accumulated enough engines to initiate the next stage of his plan. From all the engine parts, he constructed the largest propulsion engines the Galaxy has ever seen, surrounded by fields of surplus engines that served as stabilisers. All of them were powered up by a supposedly thermonuclear reactor Kek Moon built in the moon's core. By all estimates, the mechanical monstrosity he built should have exploded his moon, but instead it worked just as he intended. By turning the planetoid into a fully functional space vessel, he became the first and only Ork in history to loot an entire moon. Although many of his admirers tried to repeat this feat of crazed ingenuity in the later ages, none of them were bonkers enough to successfully pull it off.