Editing Lady Malys (section)

==The Panacea Incident==
Malys was desperate to become the first female member of the [[Troll|League of Extraordinary Dickery]]; at the time, membership included the [[Emperor]], [[Tzeentch]], [[The Deceiver]], [[Cegorach]] (who did it to troll Vect), [[Asdrubael Vect|Vect]] (now opposing Malys' membership), and [[Eldrad]]. Her admission entry into the league was her actions during the Panacea wars. Vect, desiring to weaken the lesser kabals, gave them the challenge to poison the entire [[Imperium]] and bringing him proof of the deed. Malys, discovering that the Imperium had recovered a precious STC, knew this was the perfect chance. She made it so that a large fleet of [[Ork]] Roks crash-landed into the Imperial forge world where the [[STC]] had been found. After a brief setback when an Ork Mekboy stole the STC first, Malys and her bodyguard waltzed through the orks vs humans bloodbath and plucked the STC off a dead Ork Mekboy’s hands with a flourish and a kiss. Vect was highly pleased with this textbook example of evil and after that Malys enjoyed increased influence in the dark city.

Why did stealing this particular artifact qualify? The STC, called the Panacea [[Noblebright|(which could basically cure every disease, ever)]], was one that could have saved countless billions of human lives through miraculous medical technologies and seriously given Nurgle a run for his money. Malys knew fully well what the STC could have done, but [[Grimdark|she keeps it locked away in her private gallery, a potent discovery that will forever be kept out of the Imperials’ hands and which gives Malys enormous satisfaction, knowing she is causing lots of suffering.]] The league is currently assessing such an entry for full membership. Most Dark Eldar were tickled senseless by the whole thing and Malys' smash and grab was a favorite topic among the various rumor mills and gossipmongers of Comorragh and a major feather in the cap of her Kabal. A few with long term perspectives might not like how this takes a weapon against Nurgle off the table, but most Dark Eldar are too selfish and hedonistic to care much about any long-term consequences of their pleasures.

Oh and to weaken some other Orks she was fighting another time, she developed a powerful chemical agent that works on their reproductive cycle and let it loose through a couple of Ork-held planets. Again, this was done for giggles. Also, the fluff mentioned it was with help from the [[Lhamaean]]s (an all-female sect of Dark Eldar courtesans/poison experts) in her entourage, implying that Malys is bisexual since these ladies are renowned for being high-class, nobility-exclusive prostitutes.

The 7E Haemonculus Coven supplement, while having Malys removed from play like most other named characters, does at least mention this spectacular tool as a new artefact for the Haemonculi. Apparently, one of the flesh-makers found out Malys had this tool and instantly lusted for it like he was an Omnissiah Techpriest. While she didn't let him have it, the guy was still more than willing to reverse-engineer it so that it could be useful. What resulted was the Panacea Perverted, a tool that gives a massive boost to IWND as well as forcing all poisoned weapons to wound on a 6+. That latter bit comes extremely useful for other Dark Eldar, Nids, or Nurgle, who get all the poisoned stuff.