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==Warhammer 40,000== * [[Assholetep]] β A [[necron]] tomb lord known for his childish tantrums and then rubbing it into people's faces just to be a dick about it. Will kill an entire world for the slightest offense and torment people in horrible ways and then send video of it to their families. Also perhaps the only necron who can wink. * [[Blue]] β A [[tau]] earth caste orphan girl that was unintentionally kidnapped and raised by the [[Scraplootas]] [[ork]] clan (they thought she was a grot). The orkiest tau to ever live, her stories led to the creation of the Scraploota clan and all the various odd orks and grots that make it up. * [[Boone|Alice Boone]] β The [[psyker]] daughter of a planetary lord, who was spared the grim fate of most weak psykers due to her father's connections. Doesn't really have much in the way of power and spends most of her time being cute and cheerful. * [[Boris the Titan]] β When the Scraplootas managed to capture a chaos imperator [[titan]], Boris was the mekboy who managed to fight and smash his way to the controls. Once seated, he decided that this was his destiny and had himself hardwired to the ancient war machine, never to leave and becoming one with it. The Warp energies that power the titan have affected the many grots that keep Boris running, with many becoming much more intelligent and even creating a complex society within the titan. Boris remains unaware of this. * [[Cata-chan]] β Gap-toothed member of the [[Catachan Jungle Fighters]]. Fills /tg/'s need for musclegirls. * [[Chem-chan]] β Scantly-clad member of the [[Savlar Chem Dogs]]. Hangs out with Schlicktau. * [[Cultist-chan]] β Annoyingly cute [[Chaos]] Undivided cultist. Loved by some, hated by many others. Known for her slurred speech, thanks to her bad teeth, and being adorable to the point of inducing homicidal rage. * [[Dranon]] β Unlucky, chain-smoking [[Word Bearers]] Chaos Marine. Roped into taking care of Cultist-chan since the Chaos gods decided that making him miserable would be fun. * [[Gav and Bob|Gav]] - Character from the story Gav and Bob. He is an Ogryn bone 'ead whose greatest joy is to searve the Emperor. * [[The Guy Who Cried Grendel|Castus Grendel]] β Luckiest bastard in the Imperium. A chubby, bookish acolyte from a [[Dark Heresy]] campaign, who thanks to some utterly incredible rolls, became the slayer of daemons and a hero of legend. * [[Emperasque]] β The fusion of the [[God-Emperor of Mankind]] and the [[Tarrasque]]. '''''YOU'RE FUCKED NOW.''''' * [[Faptau]] β [[Tau]] fire warrior noted for his severe lack of self control... and not much else. * [[Commissar Fucklaw|Commissar John Fuklaw]] β The strictest, most pissed-off [[commissar]] in the entire [[Imperial Guard]]. Also the only non-augmented human enraged enough to hang with the [[Angry Marines]]. * [[Jeanstealer]] β A cute genestealer with a pants fetish. Can't actually wear any of the jeans she steals, however. * [[Kasrkin-chan]] - Large-breasted [[Kasrkin shock trooper]] who found herself in a wacky, sexy and [[meme]]-filled adventure. * [[Love and Krieg|Krieger Female Model 68b #6345]] β Member of the [[Death Korps of Krieg]], who moves in with an average guy thanks to a dating service. * [[LIIVI]] - [[Vindicare]] assassin ordered to kill Eldar Farseer [[Taldeer]] (from ''[[Dawn of War]]: Winter Assault''), falls in love with her instead. Set off the series/clusterfuck known as [[Love Can Bloom]]. * [[Lofn]] - Offspring of aforementioned Vindicare and Taldeer. * [[Lolicron]] - A.K.A. Moecron. A [[loli]] [[Necron]]. She has a [[Heavy-chan|whole]] [[Papalith|family]] of support characters, generally resulting in d'aaaw. * [[Loli Daemonette]] - Showing that no fetish is beyond the reach of [[Slaanesh]], Loli D (as she's sometimes called) lures in those looking for a [[loli|delicious flat chest]]. * [[Nerdmonette]] - [[Daemonette]] who preys on your βsexy librarianβ fetish. * [[O'ren I'shi'ii]] β Half-tau, half-human commander of a mixed Tau regiment. Tough and angry as hell. * [[Warhammer High|The Daughters of the Primarchs]] β Nineteen young girls beloved by all of /tg/ who were given to the Primarchs after the Great Crusade in an alternate universe where the Great Crusade went much better than it did in canon. * [[Commissar Raege|Commissar Conrad Raege]] β Or βConnieβ if you're feeling lucky. Raised as a boy, became a tough as hell commissar. Trained John Fuklaw and tries to keep Alice Boone out of trouble. * [[Reasonable Daemonette]] β One of the few daemonettes who prefers to be fully-clothed. However, her glasses and fondness for tight sweaters doesn't make her any less attractive. * [[Schlicktau]] β Faptau's female counterpart. Hangs out with Chem-Chan. * [[Commissar Dan|Commissar Daniel Sterne]] - ''"Charge you pig fuckers!"'' Flat-out crazy, even by commissar standards. Owns a [[Basilisk]] named Fluffy and uses it as a frontline tank, ramming enemies with it. He's now canon thanks to [[Fantasy Flight Games]]; it's from them that we get "Daniel Sterne". According to them, he died when trying to ram a [[Helbrute]] with his Basilisk. * [[Xeno]] β Earth caste tau who woke up on a ship overrun with necron technology and ended up becoming merged with it. Despite all this, she keeps a cheerful attitude and child-like exuberance. However, her threads became shitty to the point that even bringing her up is a good way to enrage the mods. It should be noted that the characters Alice Boone, Daniel Sterne, LIIVI, and Castus Grendel all get mentions in [[Fantasy Flight Games]] fluff. In short, [[/tg/ Gets Shit Done]].
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