Editing Lucrezzia Belladonna (section)

=="Most Beautiful woman in the Old World"==
Now, judging by the mini above, you must asking yourself why or how is she known as the most beautiful woman of the Old World. Well for one thing, [[Games Workshop]] wasn't particularly known in the past for their stellar models of female characters. Lore-wise, there's an actual explanation.

As you know, [[Bretonnia|Bretonnians]] are known to proclaim loud and proud that [[Lady of the Lake|"Ze Lady of ze lake is ze fairest maidon in ze entire weurld!"]], or to at least give fair competitions to other mortals, they titled [[Morgiana le Fay|The Fay Enchantress]] as the most beautiful woman in the Old World. So you can only imagine how mad they got when they heard that Lucrezzia was also given that title. But the drop that truly spilled the vase was when a tilean noble, invited to one of Bretonnia's many tournaments, ranted about the Lady Belladonna being the hottest of the two. He was immediatly challenged to joust by a Bretonnian knight.

Wouldn't you have it, Lucrezzia just happened to be there, and she appointed the noble as her champion. Following customs, he asked for her favour, and she did so by kissing her lance. So they joust and both managed to successfully hit the other. However, the Tilean loses. And just as the Bretonnians were about to celebrate, the Knight falls dead.

Everybody being a bit perplexed, the nobles turn to Lucrezzia, who just kissed the lance a few moments ago, and she declares that she "doesn't feel unwell". "Perhaps a sign of providence", some were thinking. Since [[Monty Python|bretonnians are known for being gullible as all hell]], they title Lucrezzia as the one true and only most beautiful woman in the Old World, as "to cast doubt on her beauty is to receive the kiss of death".

We definitely did not steal that quote.