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== <S>Interesting</s> Boring as fuck... things... == * They Have a warcry for each company, but members of a higher ranking company can use the warcry of Lesser Ranking companies. (For example, the 10th company can only use the 10th company warcry, but the 8th can use the 8th, 9th, and 10th company warcries, the first company can use all the warcries and so on.) List of Warcries: -10th- SUBTLE SNEAK ATTACK! -9th- A-BOOGEY-WOOGEY-WOO! -8th- BRAZEN CLAWS ARE BITCHES TO PAINT! -7th- LEMAN RUSS SPAM! -6th- CONGA, CONGA CONGA! -5th- ~MEAT PIES AN' TAMATA SAUCE! SAME AGAIN FOR SECOND COURSE~! -4th- SCOTT MCNIEL! MIGHTY IS HE! -3rd- NO, DAVIAN COOL DIDN'T DIE IN RETRIBUTION! -2nd- FALLOUT 2 WAS THE BEST! -1st- ~SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS~! * No, that last one wasn't just for random "Humor", it was infact, because of a Chapter Tradition. After someone put a Chaplain's helmet on the MOST HONORABLE CHAPTERMASTER, MOST HONORABLE CHAPTERMASTER as a prank, when he woke up the next morning, took one look in the mirror and screamed out "I, MOST HONORABLE CHAPTERMASTER MOST HONORABLE CHAPTERMASTER, AM A SKELING-THE-TON!" Red Skeletons of the first company started putting Chaplain Helmets on new 1st Company Members, as a prank. Then the Newly helmed 1st Company marines started believing they were skeletons, and started a tradition of "turning" new 1st company members "into" skeletons, until eventually the entire first company believed they were skeletons. * Their original color was, infact, pink, but became red after MOST HONORABLE CHAPTERMASTER, MOST HONORABLE CHAPTERMASTER had the bright idea to get several galleons of tomato sauce, put it in the armory and hide a frag grenade in it, and no one could be bothered to clean of the tomato sauce. This is the chapter's most closely guarded secret, and whenever anyone old enough to know their armor should be pink asks about it, Red Skeletons simply say that their armor is coated in several layers of the blood of heretics. <s>And the Emperor's</s> '''BLAM! HERESY!''' * All Red Skeletons have mustaches, although you can't really see this with the 1st Company.
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