Editing Samurai Jack (section)

=== Minor Characters ===
'''DA SA-MOO-RAH''': Imagine Black Dynamite if he dressed like MC Hammer, was an arrogant and ineffectual blowhard (well, ineffectual compared to the other characters on the show, he at least proves that he has ''some'' genuine combat prowess), challenges Jack to a fight, gets his ass handed to him, saves Jack's life, learns some motherfucking humility, everyone leaves happy. Oh and he listens to Parliament apparently. It was fanon that he would become a badass later on due to getting a lesson in humility from Jack but it turned out he instead became a shit eating old bartender in the final season, resigned to listening to has-been bounty hunters whine about how Jack kicked their pathetic, robot asses.  While there was a gap of at least fifty years between their first meeting, [[FAIL|it's revealed that Da Samurai laid down his sword because he thought he wasn't cut out for that life rather than rising to the challenge and becoming a badass]]. It seems he finally learned his lesson in Battle Through Time as he joins in the final battle to fight Aku's army.

'''X9''': Remember those [[Necron|Terminator]]-looking robot gangsters we mentioned? Well, this guy is kinda like that.....expect he was a robot assassin who was given emotion, decided he wanted to settle down with a little dog he named Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' instead of kill people, and just play music. Life was good....until Aku kidnapped Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' and forced X9 to go fight and kill Jack for Lulu, ''sweet thing's,'' release. X9 went out to find him, knowing he was outclassed completely. It went as well as you would expect for the poor guy (even Jack was sad about defeating him after hearing his dying words, despite the fact he'd have no clue who Lulu is). Grown men still cry over this episode.

'''The Scotsman''': The name says it all. Jack's best friend (whom tried to kill him when they first met), and is one of the more frequent characters in the series thanks to his popularity. [[AWESOME|Has a fucking machine gun for a leg]], a bounty on his head almost as huge as ''Jack's'', and is [[awesome|the only non-supernatural character in the entire series that can evenly match Jack in a straight-up swordfight]]. Can also pull a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok 20-second long insult.] He died in battle, but not before [[awesome|having about a hundred daughters that served as his army and roasting Aku.]] He comes back as a ghost later a la Obi-Wan Kenobi thanks to the CHELTHICC MAGICK on his sword.

'''Jack's Father''': The [[God-Emperor of Mankind|EMPRAH]] of Japan at the beginning of the story. He defeated Aku around the time Jack was born, and when he get's himself captured and enslaved by the space demon when Aku returns from being banished to the Warp, he makes sure his son is safe and away, and arranges for Jack to be put through Space Marine levels of training on a round-the-world trip in order to return and kick Aku's sorry ass back to Hell, though it's taking Jack a WEE bit longer than any of them intended.

'''The Guardian''': A Morpheus-looking brotherfucker stuck to guard a working time portal Jack wanted to use - and failed. In fact he's just about the only guy in the future capable of taking on Jack in a fight and completely and utterly [[Rape|handing him his ass]]. That's supposed to change in the future, though, as Jack was simply not destined to defeat him just yet. However, that got shitcanned when Aku was confirmed to have destroyed the portal and killed the Guardian. Despite Battle Through Time being the perfect plot opportunity for him to come back, [[FAIL|he doesn't]].

'''Scaramouche the Merciless''': The Pied-Piper of Ruination, the Crooner of Carnage, the Ambassador of Annihilation, the Eradicator of All, baby! A musical robot assassin, equal parts hilarious and sadistic. His first act in the new and last season is to destroy an entire village, just to get Jack's attention. This backfires horribly, and he ends up getting blown up. Now just a talking head, he has made it his mission to tell Aku that Jack has lost his sword. (He succeeds, but he has an incredibly poor sense of timing and gets his head blown up by Aku for his misinformation) His preferred method of attack is, of course, through jazz, or an awesome dagger that destroys things through amplifying the wavelengths. Most of Aku's goons tend to be one-trick ponies, but much like DA SA-MOO-RAH, Scaramouche is quite memorable for his sardonic Sammy Davis Jr. persona. Curiously enough Scaramouche may be an elegan/tg/entleman given his intense and inspiring hatred of anthropomorphic animals.