Editing Silly Marines (section)

==Writefaggotry==

''For years after the event nobody would believe Garry, Guardsman First Class.

''During the Siege of Telephrage when the Ork horde was at it's strongest it seemed all was lost. The trenches were overflowing with corpses and the artillery had long since gone quiet, leaving the Orks free to flood the trenches.

''But, as they made their final charge, a miracle happened.

''A single drop pod came screaming from the heavens. It was coloured pink and grey, mottled in the bizarre colours. As the hatch fell open a single Marine clambered out.

''And then another.<br/>
''Then another.<br/>
''Then another.

''Fully two hundred marines, all coloured in wild and fanciful motley, some wearing colourful ribbons and others wearing fake plastic glasses and hilarious noses, emerged from the single drop pod.

''Over the course of half an hour they waded into the Ork horde, firing bolt-pistols which emitted nothing but a flag with 'BLAM!' written on it and flailing at the orks with rubber grox-hens. Their flamers fired streams of sticky string.

''The orks were so put off by the silliness that they had to withdraw.

''&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--(Doctor-Professor Rightfag)


[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category:Space Marines]]