Editing Squat Crusade: The Musical (section)

== The Brotherhood ==

The stars of Squat Crusade: The Musical

'''<s>Philip Ragebeard</s> Dreambeard '''- <s>Warlord</s> DREAM Warlord 

Mortimer has always been Warlord. Though he has dreamt of a mysterious dream other warlord. Claiming it was not a dream is doubleplusungood crimethink. 'twas all just a dream. 

'''Mortimer the Lazy''' - Warlord

As any good Squat Mortimer has a special talent for hating, in his case 'Hatred: Anything That Makes Me Move'. Hovers along in his hoverchair to avoid moving. Like any good Warlord he does his Bureaucratic paperwork with flamers and is significantly better at being Warlord than he probably should be, all things considered.

'''Kim Jong Il''' - Cardinal of the Ancestor Cult

Clever, thoughtful, helpful, friendly, eager, and skilled, Kim Jong Il is everything his ill-fated low-ranking pilot father Kim Il Sung wasn't. Is held as a figure of great honour by the World Eaters, due to shenanigans. 

'''Engineer Velm''' - Guild Engineer

Consistently competent tech-faerie of a spessdorf who has, in general, a keen grasp of what the fuck. Also pilots a suit of Exo-Armor that basically makes her a sawed-off Dreadnought, except for the being-mostly-dead thing. 

'''Steelbeard Shieldhammer''' - Berserker

<s>Recently promoted to the Brotherhood after the Purging of Dreambeard</s> Promoted due to showing great valour and heroics on the battlefield, Steelbeard has proven to be a great asset for distracting enemy forces. His tried-and-true tactic of bullrushing every single opponent has resulted in him taking many, many shots that would otherwise be directed at the guys who can do things other than 'apply hammer to face.' Continually thwarted by the fact that the only single-target encounters thus far have all been against things that are huge.