Editing Tau Diplomacy (section)

==[[Chaos]]==

'''''Water Caste''''': How would you like to pay for these spices and garments?<br>
'''''[[Slaanesh|Noise Marine]]''''': I would like to offer a cultural exchange.<br>
'''''Water Caste''''': What type of cultural exchange?<br>
'''''Noise Marine''''': A little something I like to call *puts sunglasses on* Rock n' Roll.<br>
'''''Doom Siren''''': YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!


'''''Water Caste''''': I must say, we are surprised that the forces of Chaos are willing at last to negotiate civilly. I must ask, however—what is that…thing beside you?<br>
'''''[[Chaos Lord]]''''': *Hands Water Caste a piece of paper*<br>
'''''Water Caste''''': *Reading* Hm…a [[Chaos Spawn|Chaos Spaw]]—AAAAAACHSPLSHBRBLBRBLBRBLBRBL!!!!!<br>


'''''[[Dark Apostle]]''''': O, mighty lords of the Warp and true and only gods. ''<tap>'' May in [[Warhammer 40,000 7th Edition|these times of need]] thou find appropriate to ''<tap>''SEND a signal for your faithful servants in need and grant ''<tap>''US the means to wage war to the blind followers ''<TAP>'' of... the... ''<TAP>'' WHO IN THE WARP IS DOING THAT GODSDAMN NOISE?!<br>
'''''Water Caste''''': My pardon, Aun'ron'sha. I'm an emissary of the Tau Empire with a request of a temporary alliance against the Gue'la of the Imperium who threaten our expansion. I didn't intend to disrupt your rituals or your belief. I find those interesting, in fact.<br>
'''''Dark Apostle''''': ''(Looks at the xeno, then the [[Chaos]] shrine. Then the xeno again and lastly to the shrine.)'' ...Thanks.<br>